How to become a woman?

A guide to be an ideal woman.

How to be a woman?
Dress decently. Society says.
What is decent?
Skirts below the knee.
Shorts is a no-no.
Don't show your body to the world.
It is alien enough to turn heads.
Hang around women.
A man and a woman can't be just friends.
Don't be funny or sarcastic.
It tickles men's insecurities.
Drive cars irresponsibly.
Women are stupid beings.
They can't control machines.
Let your bosses flirt with you.
Because it's no big a deal.
Don't eat the whole pizza, sweetie.
You don't want to get fat.
You must look appealing for men to want you.
Put your make-up on.
Starve yourself.
Love babies and have them before you turn thirty.
Don't make a career for yourself.
Let men take charge of you.
And that is how my friend, you become a woman.

Reviews

[Sikandar Khan]

Wow Beutiful Presentation Of Today Woman With Respect To Society In Humorous Style......

[Najam Us Saher]

You have written on a very strong subject. The way you have made up the sentences is just amazing.

[Ambika]

Thank you so much.

[Najam Us Saher]

You're welcome.