Shirley Bassey`s Disco

I`m on a boat, I`m swaying ,

"S**T! I`M BLOODY DRUNK!"

Dancing awfully to the music,

"Do the MACARENA!" I sing,

miss my step..

KA-PLUNK!

"That`s Enough for you, Shirley Bassey!"

Im winched up by a man,

Top reads- "DISCO SECURITY"

"Oh my!" I have "A New Fan!"

By now, I believe that I`m a Rock Star,

"NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOW!"I scream, 

as I spill out of my bra,

the man is not amused...Yeah. I see his face,

I know what he is thinking,

"What a F****n disgrace!"

As I moonwalk to the pub door

And give my final bow,

I have tissue paper... stuck to my foot somehow..

But I don`t care... "NO!"

"I DON`T GIVE A DAMN!"

"TONIGHT, I`M SHIRLEY BASSEY!

 AND I`M PULLING A MAN!"

Reviews

[Emily Feret]

Reminds me of a cruise!

[Amy Azra Dean]

Thanks Emily! yes Fun in The Sun! Thanks for the review I did enjoy writing this one so i`m glad you liked it :)

[Rita L. Sev]

Amy, this poem is active and fun. I feel like dancing... :)

[Amy Azra Dean]

Sorry late reply! Thankyou! This was fun to write! Some may be from experience.. :)

[Strawberry]

Amy. Words cannot express my love for this poem. I think I just woke up my neighbour laughing.

[Amy Azra Dean]

Awww thankyou so much! Im so glad it made you laugh! I guess the only person not laughing is the neighbour haha- nevermind... they`ll live :) thankyou for your kind review it means an awful lot to know their are people who enjoy them! Thanks again! :)