The Pirate Captain

The Pirate Captain

A Poem by Andronicus
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You've heard of grammar Nazis, but this tale's about a pirate.
Whenever he heard bad grammar it would send him very irate. 
When the lookout yelled "Land ahead! We be not too far,"
The captain stomped his wooden peg and angrily responded "ARE!!"









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© 2017 Andronicus



Author's Note

Andronicus
I thought this joke was hilarious so I tried to put it into a rhyme :)
Thanks for your feedback.

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Zoe
Hehe, of course. Poor captain. A sweet little piece. Enjoyed it! :)

Posted 2 Months Ago


Andronicus

2 Months Ago

Thanks Zoe :)
Zoe

2 Months Ago

No problem
Shiver me timbers. It be a good write. :)

Posted 2 Months Ago


Andronicus

2 Months Ago

Arrrrrrre! Thanks matey! Glad you liked it. :)
I lost it the first time I heard this joke. I think putting it into poem form is very clever, and it was executed quite well. I rarely correct people's grammar, unless it's in writing form and it actually matters if it's grammatically correct. Otherwise, who cares?

Posted 2 Months Ago


Andronicus

2 Months Ago

Haha, I thought it was hilarious too. I don't often correct grammar, but I can't say it doesn't anno.. read more
Haha. Nice one!

And damn! There sure are some grammar Nazi's on this site. Nothing worse than a nitpicker.

A fun little write. Nicely done.

Posted 2 Months Ago


Andronicus

2 Months Ago

Thanks so much Doodley! :) You're always so kind. Glad you liked it.

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