Dear sexy Haden,
Wait'll you hear this!
For if I didn't tell you,
I would be remiss!
I'm hoping you'll laugh,
so let this make your day.
It seems we're "an item"
here in The Cafe!
It appears that our friendship
has been mistaken for love!
I was brought those faint whisperings
on the wings of a dove!
No, I'm not kidding!
It's just what I've heard
told to me sweetly
by one beautiful bird.
I do love your writing
and it does give me a tingle!
But, dear readers, listen up
Haden is quite single!
Her writing is seductive,
and she does titillate!
There's no doubt she's sexy,
but I'm not on her plate!
While I'm quite certain
Haden's one terrific lass
I live in central Florida
and she in western Mass!
Now, if its because
she's on my Friend's list
How will I tell the others,
oh dear, what a twist!
Well, I guess the jig's up
I'll admit this much, it's true
To Everyone on my Friend's list -
I'm in love with you!
Yes, Mattavelli,
April, Brenda Sue
Forest, Shinjini
It's all horribly true!
Every single one of you
has a place in my heart
(So, don't let this Haden thing
tear our love apart!)
I'd thought I was clear
Yes, my feelings are true
because I know I said it
when I wrote Y.O.U.
Lots of love always,
Peaches