My Bumply..Happy, And Clumpy Butt!

      I am stumpy and sorta jumpy,
        A bit chunky, if I do say.

  When home I love to roam
Around in my " Dumpiest Sweats "
  For an entire day, some days.

However, with all that said,
 By my own truths about me...

   One thing I've never been,
   Is short,squatty or cheeky..
 No way,ugh-ugh, not even a how!

   Although, my rear end,
Is a little low-set these days!

    Grumpy is my name most days...
       For I'm quite the chump,
That loves to slump on my own bump..
   By sitting upon my bumpy rump!

  Lemme tell ya what it is, I can do...
When made to needlessly jump to high...
   Or to quickly or eagerly, off my
"Mother Humphrey Wide Old Stump "

    I get so very thumbish and can force..
       The mighty jump, of a mother...
With her stumpy bump, for a crumbly old butt!

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Now look below here,If you bravely do dare! But be bold!





  
   Now REMEMBER, I DID SAY " IF YOU DO DARE " ROFL!

Reviews

[Searching 4 Serenity]

Indeed, ROFL! This was truly epic for a long needed laugh. Reading the title was a sure sign of s***s&giggles

[ImagineItAll]

I thought this was a fun poem and a great read! The picture scared me a bit (and I think may have taken away from the words you wrote), but it was a fun read anyway!

[Ron Braley]

Wouldn't touch that with Jim Bob's hands! ROTFL.

[Tai Chi Italy Take Two]

I found this a little bit sad rather than silly AnnaMarie! Still! the rump isn't so bad in comparison to the spelling!lol The journey was very jumpy, lol very humpty dumpty. And a little cruel to our seniors by the time I got to the bottom!lol

Hmmmmm

lol

Tai