I'll make fodder out of you LoZ Parody

I'll make fodder out of you LoZ Parody

A Poem by K. L. Nussbaum
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parody of Mulan's I'll make a man out of you Legend of Zelda Style

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Ganondorf: We've got a long way to go...



Let's get on with training,

To defeat

The Gods!


Did they send me babas,

When I asked,

For shrubs?


You're the weakest bunch I ever met,

And you can bet before we're through,

Creatures I'll

Make cannon fodder,

Out of you...


Vicious as a viper,

Strike fast and true.

Once you find your fire,

You are sure,

To win.


You're a stupid, weak, pathetic lot.

And you haven't got a soul.

Some how I'll,

Makes some use,

Out of you...


Agahnim: I'm never gonna catch my breath...

Zant: Say goodbye to those who knew me...

Verah: Why was I such a fool for cutting gym?

Onox: This guy's got us scared to death...

Twinrova: Hope he doesn't see right through us!

Dark Link/ Knil: Really wish that I knew how to swim!


Army: We are mad!

Ganondorf: You must be vicious as a viper...

Army: We are mad!

Ganondorf: You better strike fast and true...

Army: We are mad!

Ganondorf: My rage burns mad with fire...

Our hearts are darker than the new moon...


Night is racing toward us,

Till the Hero,

Arrives.

Don't heed my order,

And you won't survive.


They're unsuited for,

The pains of war.

So pack up march right on through.


He will slay,

Almost every,

One of you...


Army: We are mad!

Ganondorf: You must be vicious as a viper...

Army: We are mad!

Ganondorf: You better strike fast and true...

Army: We are mad!

Ganondorf: My rage burns mad with fire...

Our hearts are darker than the new moon...


© 2017 K. L. Nussbaum



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nice piece of poetry. thanks for sharing your talents.

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