Rat Rhythm

My view of Shane Madderson :)

In all of your years, you've never once had a f**k,

I blamed it on your teeth, and the way you generally look,

You resort to men; they too don't go all the way,

The picture of your penis, knocked your sex life away,

There wasn't enough meat for Jake King to clinch,

You can't suck, so just prod that 1 inch,

"What a disappointment", bellowed a young fellow,

About 3 years old, not fully grown. Shane you are a paedo.

Once you've puked up your f**k list you were compiling,

You went to Austin Williams, and even he wasn't smiling.

If you were a girl, you'd have been paid a shilling,

Then you could keep up the billing, by f*****g Kieran Hilling;

You'd be the only one not to turn the c**t down,

You'd be up for the thrills, showing your teeth whilst you frown...

 

You're a f*****g bellend. Rat.

Author's Note

About a man who's a rat. He'll never fuck a girl; only men, if unlucky, he'll barely get a sucky