Dear Stranger.

Dear Someone, Dear Noone.

Never, ever hit Myspace Latino if you dont know spanish.

Avoid making sushi in your own house; itll smell like a vagina.

Talk to strangers, its the only fresh advice youll get.

The only downside to being a tomboy is shaving legs that are covered in scabs.

Have a tea party with someone dangerous.

Sleep while your still alive, you never know when youll need the energy.

If your not dancing in the rain, your not really living

Washing your darks in warm water will only piss off your mom.

Live for yourself, because noone else will.

Never cry yourself a river, building a boat is difficult enough as it is.

Music is better heard when alone.

Never change for someone else; f**k that.

Stop prank calling; save your nickels and dimes.

Your never as lonely as you think you are.

Stop touching yourself.

Always feed your dog, always. always.

The words you choke on are the ones that mean the most.

You don't need the touch of someone else to feel good.

Farting on someones pillow will NOT give them pink eye.

Learn to listen to old people and play with children.

Yes, your mother really does know best.

The Doors suck a*s, dont waste your time.

Turn up the music, because you never need to go home.

Author's Note

lessons ive learned over the past couple years.

Reviews

[Last Lying Look]

this whole poem is true & partly hilarious. I wrote one kind of like this only it rhymed & was the stupidest piece of s**t ever. ahahaha.
I really like this poem. It seems once I start reading one of your poems it just sucks me in.

[Wisconsin]

good.

[peace SiGN./index DOWN.]

i love this.
its funny.and true at the same time.

"Never change for someone else; f**k that."

lol.nice.

[Emily Joy]

Honeslty some of the best advice out there.

[Hedra Helix]

you are awesome, I mean that seriously, on the other hand my reviews have turned to drivel, happens when im digging stuff, what more is there to say? Dont lose that fresh eye, dude, and that singular wit, if you get dull Ill be pissed.

[Kerri[pollutes]]

i barely believe myself

and this is the best advice i've ever been given :]