Top reasons it's time to get rid of your pet Walrus

Top reasons it's time to get rid of your pet Walrus

A Story by Cool-Universe
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When Wally lunges into the deep end of a public pool you have the legal responsibility to shout " Tsunami "

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Both your spouse and the kids have been brainwashed into the herd mentality

Concerning getting him house trained --- He is unteachable

His energetic Arctic workout videos make it impossible to keep anything nice in the house

Lawyers fees are mounting as Wally has been labeled "A Mammal of Interest"  in a string of seafood burglaries

Your family has  learned the bitter lesson to never, no not ever, change the channel when Jacque Cousteau is on.

Next to the dog's bowl there is a pancake that looks remarkably like Fido.

When Wally lunges into the deep end at a public pool you have the legal responsibility to shout " Tsunami "

Even on the most  bitter winter days Wally runs the AC full blast 24/7 .

His root canal and extreme custom crown requires a second mortgage

He looks down his tusks at you and there is no peace  because "Every kid needs be on the swim team!!"

Constantly solicited by weight reduction programs in hopes of snapping an "After picture" that says I lost a quarter ton.

Flipper tracks everywhere!!!

You are sick of warm drinks. No exceptions!! --  all ice must maintain the berg

Territorial tensions  escalate between you and Wally  and suddenly his herd shows up. They have tattoos, xxxxxl  leather jackets and loud waterproof motorcycles.  The leader signals and coldly says, "Blubber him"

© 2011 Cool-Universe


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Added on December 27, 2010
Last Updated on January 11, 2011
Tags: walrus, tusks, seal, antarctic, eskimo, seafood, shrimp, zoo, iceberg, ice flow