Raping My Eardrums

Raping My Eardrums

A Poem by Crazy Cat Man
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A poem about a dumb girl who keeps calling and talking about her dating problems. I'm like why do you keep calling me. I told her that she's easy and needs to stop calling me.

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You are raping my eardrums
When you call and talk about dumbstuff
I really had enough
I'm trying to be nice
You never really listen to my advice
You are worse than lice
You keep talking about the same things
Like you want a wedding ring
Because you're almost 30
You can't stop talking about babies
I'm like please
I had enough of these
Stupid phone calls
You never call to say anything good
I have no idea why I still listen to you
Oh yeah, it's because you're kind of cute
Now the site of you makes me puke
Next time you call me and complain about your ex
I'll just say hey you wanna have sex
If you're awnswer is yes
Then come over next
If your answer is no
Then don't call me no more
Boom now my problem is done
This is what you get
for raping my eardrums


© 2012 Crazy Cat Man



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Raping my ear drums!!! The perfect title for an annoying "companion" . I loved this. Once again your honesty is raw, and I can't help but picture you reading this out loud and hearing everyone laughing their asses off!
"Next time you call me and complain about ex
I'll just say hey you wanna have sex
If you're awnswer is yes
Then come over next
If your answer is no
Then don't call me no more"
I would have to say these are my favorite lines!!! Yeah she was kinda cute - but hey if she's not down to play - well goodbye! I love this, I love how you tell it like it is! Great job, and I hope you tell your "companion" how it is :)

Posted 5 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

The Random Writings Of Me..Kates

5 Years Ago

Ha! Good for you!! Good conservative catholic girl my a*$! If she wants babies and a nice guy, well .. read more
Crazy Cat Man

5 Years Ago

Thank u. Ur words make me feel better. Damn I'm writing another poem about this. Its gonna be brutal.. read more
The Random Writings Of Me..Kates

5 Years Ago

Well let me know :) I have been in Seattle the last couple of days so if you sent me a RR, send me a.. read more



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oh man, this poem reminded me of how my graduating class of 08 high school had a lot of students graduating with babies and getting off to get married at a niave age and just being crazy. i like how your poems so far have a bit of twisted darkness, humor, and realism about it all. makes it enjoyable to read and a breathe of fresh air :)

Posted 5 Years Ago


Natasha

5 Years Ago

oh yea, that is another thing, argh drama!---but very true- they asked for it!
Crazy Cat Man

5 Years Ago

Im laughing at the pic i posted. Im sure she was raping her husbands ear drumes from the 1950's :P
Natasha

5 Years Ago

HAHAHAHAHAHHA----so hilarious, but probably :P
pretty damn funny lol

Posted 5 Years Ago


This is very good, makes me laugh a little at how realistic this really is and it's kind of sad too, good write!

Posted 5 Years Ago


Crazy Cat Man

5 Years Ago

its sad but true and i just had to make fun of it :P
K-mo

5 Years Ago

well you done good doing so!
Very humourous and to the point aha

Posted 5 Years Ago


haha your poems are always funny! I really like this one, it reminds me of my sister since her and her boyfriend are CONSTANTLY talking on the phone lol.

Posted 5 Years Ago


I'm not sure if this is the same girl you've written about in the other pieces, but It seems as though you're still stuck in that guy friend/girlfriend quagmire (notice I split up the words guy and friend? :P) I know it sucks, to put it mildly, but it is producing some great poetry...the unfortunate reality of art is that it's much easier to relay negative emotions than positive...of course, there is a certain measure of comic relief in your snarly humour, which is how I think I've described it before...in any event, keep up the good work :)

Posted 5 Years Ago


Crazy Cat Man

5 Years Ago

i just observe. then write. theres always something to write about relationships. always something c.. read more
kublakhan27

5 Years Ago

Very true on all counts...
laughing... and just rolling my eyes at your poem, putting up with this rape of your time. Very funny, clever.. I look forward to your humor and poems

Posted 5 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Crazy Cat Man

5 Years Ago

Yes women rape men a lot lol by constantly complaining about the same things and expecting us to wan.. read more
Raping my ear drums!!! The perfect title for an annoying "companion" . I loved this. Once again your honesty is raw, and I can't help but picture you reading this out loud and hearing everyone laughing their asses off!
"Next time you call me and complain about ex
I'll just say hey you wanna have sex
If you're awnswer is yes
Then come over next
If your answer is no
Then don't call me no more"
I would have to say these are my favorite lines!!! Yeah she was kinda cute - but hey if she's not down to play - well goodbye! I love this, I love how you tell it like it is! Great job, and I hope you tell your "companion" how it is :)

Posted 5 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

The Random Writings Of Me..Kates

5 Years Ago

Ha! Good for you!! Good conservative catholic girl my a*$! If she wants babies and a nice guy, well .. read more
Crazy Cat Man

5 Years Ago

Thank u. Ur words make me feel better. Damn I'm writing another poem about this. Its gonna be brutal.. read more
The Random Writings Of Me..Kates

5 Years Ago

Well let me know :) I have been in Seattle the last couple of days so if you sent me a RR, send me a.. read more
haha ...good job ...i always love your poems ...

Posted 5 Years Ago


Crazy Cat Man

5 Years Ago

thanks this was inspired by a true story. this girl who 'friend zone' me just loves to talk to me ab.. read more

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Added on September 23, 2012
Last Updated on October 27, 2012
Tags: dating, romance, calling, eardrums, rape

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