Raping My Eardrums

Raping My Eardrums

A Poem by Crazy Cat Man
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A poem about a dumb girl who keeps calling and talking about her dating problems. I'm like why do you keep calling me. I told her that she's easy and needs to stop calling me.

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You are raping my eardrums
When you call and talk about dumbstuff
I really had enough
I'm trying to be nice
You never really listen to my advice
You are worse than lice
You keep talking about the same things
Like you want a wedding ring
Because you're almost 30
You can't stop talking about babies
I'm like please
I had enough of these
Stupid phone calls
You never call to say anything good
I have no idea why I still listen to you
Oh yeah, it's because you're kind of cute
Now the site of you makes me puke
Next time you call me and complain about your ex
I'll just say hey you wanna have sex
If you're awnswer is yes
Then come over next
If your answer is no
Then don't call me no more
Boom now my problem is done
This is what you get
for raping my eardrums

© 2012 Crazy Cat Man


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Raping my ear drums!!! The perfect title for an annoying "companion" . I loved this. Once again your honesty is raw, and I can't help but picture you reading this out loud and hearing everyone laughing their asses off!
"Next time you call me and complain about ex
I'll just say hey you wanna have sex
If you're awnswer is yes
Then come over next
If your answer is no
Then don't call me no more"
I would have to say these are my favorite lines!!! Yeah she was kinda cute - but hey if she's not down to play - well goodbye! I love this, I love how you tell it like it is! Great job, and I hope you tell your "companion" how it is :)

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

The Random Writings Of Me..Kates

11 Years Ago

Ha! Good for you!! Good conservative catholic girl my a*$! If she wants babies and a nice guy, well .. read more
Crazy Cat Man

11 Years Ago

Thank u. Ur words make me feel better. Damn I'm writing another poem about this. Its gonna be brutal.. read more
The Random Writings Of Me..Kates

11 Years Ago

Well let me know :) I have been in Seattle the last couple of days so if you sent me a RR, send me a.. read more



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TLK
As Brain would say, "Hush, Pinky, your words are like pipebombs in my throbbing cerebellum."

Now, what is going on here? "Oh yeah, it's because you're kind of cute." She knows that you like her, and she thinks that this will mean that you will be friendly. Yes, she will be a bit affronted when you try to advance this into sexual gratification. The real story here is that she thinks that you really are interested and want to be helpful.

At least you're helping somebody.

Posted 11 Years Ago


0 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Hahaha! This is too funny, but I really did enjoy reading it. It has a lot of humor and reality to it at the same time. That's why I love reading your work anyways. The picture makes it even more funnier while reading the poem. Please keep writing poems such as this and keep up the good work, dude! :)

Ashley Rivers--Dream BIG and you'll win BIG:)

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Crazy Cat Man

11 Years Ago

thanks i always try to make fun of the things that bother me. :) its better than being angry
Call_Me_Miss_Imperfect

11 Years Ago

You're welcome, and you're so right :) haha
lol okayyyy. lol. you know, the other end is having anxiety and is in dread and attempt to find some desperation of something she does not understand. relate myself. :D great write, ----mishel

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

HA! That's why I text my platonic chick friends. Great Job

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Honestly, a one night stand with this chick would probably be best. She sounds high maintenance. Anyways, hilarious poem! I loved it!

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.


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Added on September 23, 2012
Last Updated on October 27, 2012
Tags: dating, romance, calling, eardrums, rape

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