Adrien Brody

A poem on the confidence of Adrien Brody.

What's up with Adrien Brody?
Why does he think he's hot
We all know he is not
Look at his nose
It's busted up
What makes him think?
That is he is hotstuff?
He tries so hard
To be hard
But we know he's soft
He think's he's Robert Pattinson
But he's really like Woody Allen
Did you see that commercial?
With Gael Garcia Bernal
And Andre 3000
He thinks all the girls want to follow him
He walks with pure confidence
But all the girls want to vomit
He was in the movie Predators
But he's a p***y thats for sure
Adrien Brody
Thinks he's a super model
But he's damn fugly
No girl will follow
Oh yeah that's right
He has money
That's the way to get honeys
He thinks he's Brad Pitt
But he's really ugly as s**t
He's been in so many movies
But nothing as good as The Pianist
It's enough to get girls to suck on his penis
So that's the only way for him to get laid
He relies on his fame
But hey wouldn't you do the same?
Adrien Brody
Needs to embrace
That he is not sexy
He forced a kiss on Halle Berry
At the Oscars
He pushed it too far
But hey there's one thing I can compliment
That he has pure confidence
Even if he's corny
He is Adrien Brody

Reviews

[Zany]

Nice. The admiration is irrepressible. We want ot resent him, and do, but damn he's got it. Nothing we can do.

[Ees]

I don't really know who Adrian Brody is. Like I know what he looks like, and I know the name, but I don't know why I know it.
Anyway, he has my favorite kind of nose. Seriously. I love large and odd noses on men. There is something really hot and interesting about noses like that. Yeahhh. I could totally be a freak on this topic, I am not sure. I just watched your commercial there and when I saw him moving he kind of looks like my friend Dan, who I am secretly in love with, except not, but maybe... haha.

So why don't you like this dude? haha. I don't think he's ugly. I also don't think Robert Pattinson is good looking, he looks, ehhh, kind of faggy to me. I don't mean that in an offensive way, I mean that in a, I am not often attracted to gay guys because they don't even like girls sort of way, so why would somebody who gives me a gay vibe be attractive.

I think.

haha, the poem could be reorganized a little. You brought it to a conclusion, but then you flipped it over in the last few lines. Like the forced kiss line,(four lines actually) that should be above the he relies on his fame line. I don't know if that is logical, but yeah...

[Ees]

You think Andre 3000 is good looking? He looks, not ugly, but average...

[Crazy Cat Man]

Lol did u watch the video? Check out the video lol

[Ees]

Yes. I did. I commented on that. haha
I wrote:. I just watched your commercial there and when I saw him moving he kind of looks like my friend Dan, who I am secretly in love with, except not, but maybe... haha.

[Crazy Cat Man]

My name is Dan are u secretly in love with me?? :P

[Ees]

S**T! I guess it is a secret no more.
lol.

[Crazy Cat Man]

I should bust up my nose :P

[Ees]

Probably. That would obviously help. I think what this boils down to is that I don't find faces without flaws attractive.

[Natasha]

hahahahahah. oh wow....i dont know why actors think they are such hot stuff either.....most celebs are ugly if you look up super close up photos- most big actors are getting to that age where they are all wrinkly..bleeeeh

[Crazy Cat Man]

hey but he does have PURE confidence though? doesnt he lol....i laughed so hard when I saw him in the Gillete Commercial with 2 really good looking guys LOL he cant compare to them lol. But hey in his mind he is lol. maybe i should do the same :P

[Natasha]

u should appear in a gillette commercial urself LOL see if u have that EDGE.....har har pun

[Crazy Cat Man]

Ok perhaps i should change my own profile pic :P im starting to confuse myself

[Natasha]

LOL maybe u should

[Michael Thrower]

Lmfao, I love your poems

[K-mo]

I agree with Michael, you got some good stuff

[That_Girl]

Ahahaha funny s**t here. I don't even recognize him. But not even close to attractive!

[Crazy Cat Man]

hahahahahah did u see the video? he is out of place in that video. he can't compare to Gael Garcia Bernal and Andre 3000. He's only been good in two movies "The Pianist" and "King Kong" i laughed hard when he was a soldier in Predators? haha does he want to be the next Nicholas Cage?