Adrien Brody

Adrien Brody

A Poem by Crazy Cat Man

A poem on the confidence of Adrien Brody.

What's up with Adrien Brody?
Why does he think he's hot
We all know he is not
Look at his nose
It's busted up
What makes him think?
That is he is hotstuff?
He tries so hard
To be hard
But we know he's soft
He think's he's Robert Pattinson
But he's really like Woody Allen
Did you see that commercial?
With Gael Garcia Bernal
And Andre 3000
He thinks all the girls want to follow him
He walks with pure confidence
But all the girls want to vomit
He was in the movie Predators
But he's a p***y thats for sure
Adrien Brody
Thinks he's a super model
But he's damn fugly
No girl will follow
Oh yeah that's right
He has money
That's the way to get honeys
He thinks he's Brad Pitt
But he's really ugly as s**t
He's been in so many movies
But nothing as good as The Pianist
It's enough to get girls to suck on his penis
So that's the only way for him to get laid
He relies on his fame
But hey wouldn't you do the same?
Adrien Brody
Needs to embrace
That he is not sexy
He forced a kiss on Halle Berry
At the Oscars
He pushed it too far
But hey there's one thing I can compliment
That he has pure confidence
Even if he's corny
He is Adrien Brody

© 2012 Crazy Cat Man

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Nice. The admiration is irrepressible. We want ot resent him, and do, but damn he's got it. Nothing we can do.

Posted 4 Years Ago

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I don't really know who Adrian Brody is. Like I know what he looks like, and I know the name, but I don't know why I know it.
Anyway, he has my favorite kind of nose. Seriously. I love large and odd noses on men. There is something really hot and interesting about noses like that. Yeahhh. I could totally be a freak on this topic, I am not sure. I just watched your commercial there and when I saw him moving he kind of looks like my friend Dan, who I am secretly in love with, except not, but maybe... haha.

So why don't you like this dude? haha. I don't think he's ugly. I also don't think Robert Pattinson is good looking, he looks, ehhh, kind of faggy to me. I don't mean that in an offensive way, I mean that in a, I am not often attracted to gay guys because they don't even like girls sort of way, so why would somebody who gives me a gay vibe be attractive.

I think.

haha, the poem could be reorganized a little. You brought it to a conclusion, but then you flipped it over in the last few lines. Like the forced kiss line,(four lines actually) that should be above the he relies on his fame line. I don't know if that is logical, but yeah...

Posted 5 Years Ago


5 Years Ago

S**T! I guess it is a secret no more.
Crazy Cat Man

5 Years Ago

I should bust up my nose :P

5 Years Ago

Probably. That would obviously help. I think what this boils down to is that I don't find faces with.. read more
hahahahahah. oh wow....i dont know why actors think they are such hot stuff either.....most celebs are ugly if you look up super close up photos- most big actors are getting to that age where they are all wrinkly..bleeeeh

Posted 5 Years Ago


5 Years Ago

u should appear in a gillette commercial urself LOL see if u have that EDGE.....har har pun
Crazy Cat Man

5 Years Ago

Ok perhaps i should change my own profile pic :P im starting to confuse myself

5 Years Ago

LOL maybe u should
Lmfao, I love your poems

Posted 5 Years Ago


5 Years Ago

I agree with Michael, you got some good stuff
Ahahaha funny s**t here. I don't even recognize him. But not even close to attractive!

Posted 5 Years Ago

Crazy Cat Man

5 Years Ago

hahahahahah did u see the video? he is out of place in that video. he can't compare to Gael Garcia B.. read more

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Added on October 26, 2012
Last Updated on October 26, 2012
Tags: fugly, nose, delusional, movie star, corny, adrian brody


Crazy Cat Man
Crazy Cat Man

New York, NY

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