I Got A New Boo

I Got A New Boo

A Poem by Crazy Cat Man

a poem about current events :P

I Got A New Boo
And she's very cute
and funny too
She makes me laugh
She also has a great a*s
So many dudes want to have that
But i say fat chance
I wanna take her to a dance
Even though I can't dance
Its ok she doesn't know either
We both hate Justin Bieber
She likes my sense of humor
We both drink into a stupor
She's also very proper
I would be a fool
If I didn't went after her
What is this feeling in my tummy
It's been a long time since I felt the butterflies
For a long time I felt like I had died
I felt like a robot
With no heart
But when I met you
Were gonna have a new start
If I didn't went after you
I'll be a retard
What is this new emotion?
I'm not used to this new sensation
Finally no more masturbation
We are taking it slow
We are not going to have sex yet
We want to have long conversations
I'm glad that I finally found a new boo
I'm also glad that she's not on Facebook
With love and patience
Perhaps you can find love too

© 2013 Crazy Cat Man

Author's Note

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awwwwwwww congrats..loved the last 2 lines the best :)

Posted 4 Years Ago

"Finally no more masturbation"
Hahaha! I love it. :3 Your poems always have a heavy load of humor in them, but that's why I like them so much.
Nice one. :)

Posted 4 Years Ago

Cute poem cat man

Posted 4 Years Ago

So. Many. Grammatical. Errors. But It's sweet! Congrats on the girlfriend :)

Posted 4 Years Ago

Crazy Cat Man

4 Years Ago

im fixing it LOL i had to post it lol
SmileBig :)

4 Years Ago

Lol ok :)

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14 Reviews
Added on January 23, 2013
Last Updated on January 23, 2013
Tags: love, boo, girlfriend, relationship, taking it slow


Crazy Cat Man
Crazy Cat Man

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