Damn Vampires!!!

Damn Vampires!!!

A Poem by Crazy Cat Man



Oh S**t I got bit
I can't look in the mirror
Those God Damn Vampires!!!!!

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This is Alucard
He's from Castlevania
A video game

He's Dracula's son
He wants to kill his father
But he's a loser

© 2013 Crazy Cat Man


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lol That was pretty funny. ^^ The picture was awesome too because it really helped out the image of the actual vampire rather than having me picture one of those really old vampires from the 1900s... meaning the ones that are not sexy. :P

I think it's really cool that in the first haiku (or stanza) the narrator gets pissed off instead of afraid... that's humor! lmao!

Ironically Yours, Blade and Blood

Posted 15 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.




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The last is hilarious. xD

Posted 11 Years Ago


Haha, another one out of left field (and I mean faaaaar left). I never quite expect the things you come up with. It's quite fun actually. Great humor. I love it :)

Posted 15 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Interesting...the picture helped alot.

Posted 15 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

that is really cute I like this very well written in just a few words....Kim

Posted 15 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

lol, i liked this piece... It's fun to see a vampire poem without the sex and fear.. It just has anger lol... This was a fun little piece and i like the picture... good job lol :)

ps. vampires are pretty amazing you shouldn't be angry if one bit you because it only means that you made a good meal...

Posted 15 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

XD This is great! It's so funny!

&& Castlevania's the f*****g s**t! I love that game!

Posted 15 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

GREAT JOB !!!!!

Posted 15 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Speachless... and im not so sure its in a good way..... This was.... imaginative - funny - and absolutely rediculous. A nice change in pace from the usual serious writing im into. You're slowly broadening my horizons mister reviewer :P

Posted 15 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

lol I LIKE IT!!!
hehe haha lol

Posted 15 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

lol That was pretty funny. ^^ The picture was awesome too because it really helped out the image of the actual vampire rather than having me picture one of those really old vampires from the 1900s... meaning the ones that are not sexy. :P

I think it's really cool that in the first haiku (or stanza) the narrator gets pissed off instead of afraid... that's humor! lmao!

Ironically Yours, Blade and Blood

Posted 15 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.


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