The Icing on the Cake

The Icing on the Cake

A Poem by David Lewis Paget

When Kelvin threatened to cut my throat
I thought him a little stressed,
We’d known each other for twenty years
The first ten were the best,
But I was married to Jill back then
Way back before the divorce,
Then Kelvin lunged, and married her when
Our marriage had run its course.

He seemed to think I was jealous then,
He thought he had hurt my pride,
I thought that our friendship might be saved
Despite his second-hand bride,
‘Why would I want her back,’ I said,
Hoping to reassure,
But he obsessed and was quite distressed
Each time I came to his door.

‘Keep well away from my wife,’ he said,
As if I’d not had enough,
‘What do you think a divorce is, Kel?
I’m finished with all that stuff.’
‘You had your time, you should keep away,
I know that you want her still…’
‘As much as I’d want a hole in the head,
You have to believe me, Kel.’

But he just circled the wagons round
Trying to keep her from me,
I’d been quite happy to put her down
Then live my life and be free,
He’d never heard the old saw that said
That to make her yours, let her go,
If she comes back home, then she’s yours my friend,
But if not, she wasn’t you know.

I saw Jill out in the supermart
And her face was lined and drawn,
I tried to hide by the Brussel Sprouts
But she caught me up by the lawn.
She seemed determined to seek me out,
To see if I looked like hell,
Was disappointed when I looked round
And said I was doing well.

‘I’m not,’ she said, and a tiny tear
Appeared, to roll down her cheek,
‘He never leaves me alone, I fear,
I’ve been locked in for a week.’
I waved my hand, tried to get away
‘Your life is not my concern,’
Then she clung onto my arm and cried,
‘I don’t know which way to turn!’

And that’s when Kelvin himself appeared
And threatened to cut my throat,
It looked as if I had interfered
‘And that,’ I said, ‘is a joke!’
But Jill still clung to my arm beside
The beans, and packets of stew,
‘I wish we hadn’t divorced,’ she said,
‘It was so much better with you.’

You’d think a friendship of twenty years
Could overcome such a jest,
But Kelvin suddenly burst in tears
And beat a riff on my chest.
I’ll soon get over the broken ribs
And the eye, with a lump of steak,
But Kel’s still married to Jill, thank god,
That’s the icing on the cake.

David Lewis Paget

© 2015 David Lewis Paget


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I felt sorry and a bit afraid for Jill. If Kel beats his best friend up... what does he do to....
Aside from that, as has already been said, this is a wonderful poem. The rhythm and rhyming is impeccable and the story engaging. Thanks for sharing. :)

Posted 8 Years Ago


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Insecurity is such an ugly demon that plagues the greatest of men. Sadly, rather than face and overcome the insecurity, individuals too often deflect that ugliness off onto another. Like a cancer, it eats one up inside. As always, your narrative poetry is enjoyable, infused with humor, and a little shadow to curb the sun.

Posted 8 Years Ago


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I firmly believe that this fictional poem is Art imitatating Life. Just how many divorced couples are plagued with the thoughts that perhaps they were better off with their discard. But what really confuses me is the jealousy factor. What in the world is that violent jealousy all abou after a friendship of 20 years....You make your bed...it's yours to sleep in!! And when all the smoke settles, and the drama turns to flake, Kel's still married to Jill....Icing On The Cake!! So very enjoyable......Light and Honest.....Barbz

Posted 8 Years Ago


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i love this poem it is full of great humor. The scenes created through the details and the mocking remarks by the ex husband are very funny. I really enjoyed this piece and can't wait to read more

Posted 8 Years Ago


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David Lewis Paget
David Lewis Paget

Moonta, South Australia, Australia



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