Chapter 27 ~ There's A Rumble'n Down South !!!!

There's A Rumble'n Down South !!!!  Chapter 27

 

 

 

Howdy Yawl  There's A Rumble'n Down South !!!! Chapter ~ 27 Well it appears there's this northern fella that has found it totally fit'n to make fun of us ladies of the south He surely must be kid'n A bad name he has given to all Southern Bells No teeth and turkeys Now what the Hell !!!! This road he is a paving by overloading his mouth I fear will take him further than even we are down south We three southern Ladies Have our matching trusty steeds Gitty-up-go, Gitty-up-get and Gitty-up-Oh 5hit that can match any speed. Now if a rumble you want we never back away but we do our best when we come out to play Now every one loves a good country dance With our 5hit kicking boots its two step'n we prance Now our sweet friend you best have belief you'll see we are fit and have all our teeth Thunder thighs we don't have frumpy dresses we have not Its those tight fit'n jeans that ties cowboys into knots So our sweet northern friend to you our hat we do tip As we walk off into the sunset with a county wiggle in our hip Diana Now southern we are and southern will be We all three ladies are here to please Yes we have all of our teeth tight fit-tin jeans and cowboy boots We strut our stuff here in the South the good ole cowboys know what were talking bout So my Northern friend you don't know what you say How about it Cowboy wont you come out to play   Its all down home cooking from the land its gotten free greens ham chicken grits and corn bread good as it can be Country music will only do kicking our legs up in the air That's how us three ladies are two stepping around the floor everywhere So come  on down and join us our sweet northern friend We ladies from the south will stand by you til the end Yes we got it going on us ladies in the South So come on and join us or just hush ur mouth Donna... Lesa !!!!! Look at them cowboys Yeeeee Hawwwwww. Lesa Yeeeeee--Hawwwww the gangs all here There's going to be a party as night stars Find their way to appear If we're a find'n Ray in a rock'n chair Next to some ole woman declaring his love Its time that we really show him what us Southern Bells are made of We've been work'n all day to clean up this ole barn Cant be stepping in a critters poo when we grab our cowboys arm The RSVP's are getting crazy It seems everyone wants to come But not allowed are any turkeys Or old ladies that can only show their gums Sorry Ray, your Wild Rose Sweetheart Will have to stay at home But we will keep your secret That from your rocker you did roam When you get a load of us all decked out   In boot n jeans and all our Southern Charm I am a wonder'n if you will be of the notion to keep her on your arm We thought we'd keep this party simple But the critters said that just would not do They demanded if we were going to use their barn They dang well be able to party too So the chickens grabbed the fiddler Because they said we needed to understand That if there was going to be a party There had to be a fiddler in the band Can't wait to show off our fancy duds And kick up our heels real high I only hope as we are a kick'n We don't find ourselves land'n in a cow pie Donna, did you find the paper lanterns? The hay has just arrived Guess this big ole barn is calling me To finish up inside Just one more word of caution Ray Before I am on my way There is a Rumble'n In The South Your gals are here to play (exits with a cute little wiggle and a tip of her hat) Take it away Donna Donna There's a rumbling down South and its not a passing of gas a Northerner let their alligator mouth over rode their tadpole A55 We three are mighty proud born and bred Southern Women and we don't care what anybody says the South is closest to heaven We stand tall and mighty proud we will stand out in any Northern crowd We have that sexy sweet Southern drawl in stead of "Use Guys" we just say Yawl... We know how to have fun and friends we carefully pick Other than friends and family well we just don't give a flick At any given moment we can break out in song or cut a jig on the floor whose to say we're wrong. A plug of chaw in our mouth you will never find Southern Ladies don't spit were gentle and kind But anyone to cross just one well we've been known to cuss we will hunt down the Dumb A55 and bringing hell with us So us Ladies of the South we protect our own We stand up for right with a very firm tone So let this be a lesson to those who think Southern is dumb just utter a word you'll get put on your bum My friend it seems you were given bad reference But even though your a Northerner you are still our first preference Ray Dang it Ray !!! Where is your boot ???? Ah Ha !!!! Right where you always manage to put it Yall Come Back Now Ya Hear Ok Ladies with hat in hand All together now Yeeee Hawwww The End If You're Gonna Play In Texas Artist Alabama

Reviews

[Ray Hamilton]

Well sounds like a good stomping time to me
You three are tempting me to take you up on your offer
I just may make a trip down there
Yes Diana I would pick you up on the way
But please no Long Island tea



This write put a big smile on my face thanks I needed it
Yawl are great friends
Sorry I haven't been on here much lately
I plan on freeing up some time soon
I seem to be more busy now than when I was working LOL
Big Canadian hugs all around
Ray

[Aspiring Angel]

Hey Rey, you even look good with a boot in your mouth. LOL It is hard to pick favorites in these little adventures we take but really enjoyed this one.
Donna as always you are the queen of graphics. Hard to believe that you can always top yourself but you do. Great company, great fun, and can't wait to see where we end up next.

Hugs Ya All,
Lesa

[Lady Diana]

Yes Ray please take us up on our offer come on down to the south we will sure show you some southern hospitality don't worry only sugar will be in your tea us three ladies love you and Donna once again my sister great graphics love you a'll
Diana

[Donna DeLong Matthews a..]

Well Ladies inspite of all the happenings
of the past week + I think we did ourselves
proud. Ray do you get the feelings you cant
say anything right LOL.... Darlin if we didnt
love ya we wouldnt pick on you so bad.
But you have to admit... you asked for it..
You put us in pretty bad light with the
foul deal and then to make fun of Southern
Ladies... Well you know we could not just
let that slide by....

Ladies you are the best and Im humbled each
time we blend ink in a write.

I love you four with all that I am
Hugs
D

[just is]

This is so wonderful and cute.