1, 2, 3

Track off of Alias Punch album#1, Alias Punch

Well, if you want to see something new,
I have got just the thing for you,
Come on over here and squeegee your eye,
Your eye, your eye, your eye,

Open up the doors of perception,
Give birth to new ideas, don't use no contraception,
Well, that's all good but you should never combine these,
1, 2, and 3
I said,

1, 2, 3, painkillers, wine, and LSD,
1, 2, 3, painkillers, wine, and LSD,
1, 2, 3, painkillers, wine, and LSD,
Oh, boy! Oh, Boy! Oh, Boy!
Boy oh! Boy oh, Boy!
1, 2, 3, painkillers, wine, and LSD,
1, 2, 3, painkillers, wine, and LSD,
1, 2, 3, painkillers, wine, and LSD,
Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
Boy! Boy! Boy!

I woke in the morning with a splitting headache,
When I couldn't find the sun I knew I wasn't awake,
Why did I have to paint myself red, white and rainbow?
Red, White, and rainbow!

My fingers fell off, they pointed at a sign,
My existence was at stake, I though I'd lost my mind,
But I later found it deep down in my vomit,
My vomit,

1, 2, 3, painkillers, wine, and LSD,
1, 2, 3, painkillers, wine, and LSD,
1, 2, 3, painkillers, wine, and LSD,
Oh, boy! Oh, Boy! Oh, Boy!
Boy oh! Boy oh, Boy!
1, 2, 3, painkillers, wine, and LSD,
1, 2, 3, painkillers, wine, and LSD,
1, 2, 3, painkillers, wine, and LSD,
Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
Boy! Boy! Boy!

And as time got slow,
I finally came to know,
At the end of the show,
That the Cave of Plato aint something fake!

Beware, beware, beware,
Beware, beware, beware,
Beware, beware, beware,
Be aware of these,
Be aware of these,
1 and 2 should not be with 3,
No, 1 and 2 should not be with 3,
No, 1 and 2 should not be with 3,
Oh, no no no no no,
They'll leave you brain dead

Uno, dos, tres, painkillers, wine, and LSD,
Un, deux, trois, painkillers, wine, and LSD,
Ichi, ni, san, painkillers, wine, and LSD,
Oh, boy! Oh, Boy! Oh, Boy!
Boy oh! Boy oh, Boy!
1, 2, 3, painkillers, wine, and LSD,
1, 2, 3, painkillers, wine, and LSD,
1, 2, 3, painkillers, wine, and LSD,
Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, Boy!
Boy! Boy! Boy!

Author's Note

Haha, I never realized how ridiculous it looks when you actually write out this chorus.