Holy Orders From Far Above

The only good space alien is a purified space alien

Holy Orders From Far Above

Sister Mary Catholic never tells a lie

Trust her in her order to be pure

Every word spoken under the habit screams

Penance requires suffering

Nuns are likely to be abducted

Taken aboard an alien ship for treatment

Bug eyed tentacled creatures travel through space

Looking for old ladies in long black robes with rosaries

Who simply accommodate the flavor of the day in prayers

Probes that don't always offer pleasure come with a price

She returns from beyond the stars not quite the same

Some orifices are considered sacred

Sacrifices must be made for science

Some times she cracks a smile while being violated

These heathens will be converted by her touch

A bar of soap to cleanse their awful breath

Scalding hot water to purify dirty filthy minds from sin

Is what religion requires for non human beings

Sister Mary tells her story to the priest

Who vows to keep her secret safe from outer space

Author's Note

Sister Mary Catholic gets serious