Compliments Of The Beach

Larger than life

Compliments Of The Beach

Fat ladies on the beach wear thongs

What's wrong with that

Did they run out of tent again

Beach balls come in multicolored blue

To get confused with obesity

Small round women swimming

Who wear spandex suits to force the tides high

Roll the waves back from where they came

From Florida to England when they dive

Signs read, Fat chicks cause tidal waves

Enter at your own risk if you aren't a fish

When a woman asks if she is fat

Never answer that

Divert her attention to the sea and say

You are not large my dear

The ocean is simply too small for its size

This time of year

Reviews

[Cherrie Palmer]

I agree with Robert. Beware of padded packages. Just remember the danger in humor is while you are laughing the natives can sneak up on ya. Lol

[Earl Schumacker]

Hi Cherrie, I see your point. As you can see, I was playing with words more than with peoples feelings. "The ocean is simply too small this time of year" I thought was a cute comparison, a cute idea. People can be sensitive about their weight. I think I might have to remove it. Thanks for commenting. I appreciate your views. Have a great night. Earl

[Cherrie Palmer]

I loved it :) it turned out great

[R.E. Ray]

Wow, Earl! Get ready for the hate mail! I'll just sit back here in the dark and watch.

[Earl Schumacker]

Hi Robert,
I rarely get comments. Hate mail would be a welcome relief. I placed this in the "humor" category. That is my intent. I am not politically correct by any stretch of the imagination. I have all the respect in the world for all women at all times. I hope that people will see the fun in this one and not get offended. Have a great evening. Earl

[R.E. Ray]

And, humor is what I got from this one. I appreciate your direct approach. I chuckled when I read it, knowing how many hypersensitive soul browse this site. Best wishes!