Inside The Law Outside The Void

Leonia New Jersey Logic

Inside The Law Outside The Void

Larger stop signs are required by the law

Traveling at the speed of light is not legal

Going slow in Leonia is down right evil

All things are prohibited in Bergen County

They don't like strangers either

Like out of towners in their cars

Streets are meant for their own people

Too many vehicles passing through

More than one at a time becomes confusing

Cars cause pollution in their community

Too much congestion is bad for business

Strangers get $200.00 fines to visit

More space is needed in outer space

The deeper the better in our estimation

Don't drive cars through town at any hour

Or you'll get fines and your little dog too

People own restaurants and shops in Leonia

They sell rice and chicken and give out tickets

To foreigners from other planets like Atlantic City

Like outer spacers like out of towners man

Where there are no boundaries

No speed limits to speak of right this minute

Speed rapidly descends, fades into particle decay

As they run away with reason in the light of day

From New Jersey, a foreign land on any given day

Reputations, law and order are at stake

Or is it logic in the Garden State that escapes

Atlantic City is the playground of the world

And in Leonia they have squirrels to be obeyed

Time and space are play things to Leonians

Code enforcement comes first before snow is allowed to fall

It is the law and smoking is illegal without a permit

Filters too if you can catch or find them on the cigarette

Larger citations must be created in the cosmic void

Served inside the law outside with traffic noise

To stop the speed of light and slow down cars

At rush hour in Leonia

Where it is always night at traffic lights

And just minutes away from Mars

Authors Note:  Here is the link that inspired the poem

Leonia New Jersey

http://hamodia.com/2018/01/22/leonia-new-jersey-beset-traffic-via-navigation-apps-closes-off-streets/

Reviews

[Einstein Noodle]

ahahahaha much contentions on both sides of the street ...i say keep that and other streeters out ...spike strips to all residences ...spike strip watches can be formed ...a leader chosen ... call him/her spikey ... everyone gets spiked uniforms and the leader also gets a spikey helmet ... yes .. 200 dollars is not near enough ...George and Ethel can use a new roof you know ... ;)
E.

[Earl Schumacker]

Hi E. Thanks for commenting. I was born and raised in Atlantic City NJ and I am familiar with Leonia which is a Korean populated community. The political structure there is a sad state of affairs. This business about closing off roads to out of towners is unconstitutional to begin with and they make the argument that fire/rescue will not be able to get in to town to save their people from certain doom. The funny thing is; they have their own fire/rescue forces in their own town. Dah. How goofy can they be?... Have a great day. Earl

[Einstein Noodle]

it will be interesting to see what happens...of course it is unconstitutional ... our ethnic groups pledge allegiance the last time i looked...which means assimilation ... fast becoming an issue in our USA ...already big problem in Europe ... :{