China Is A Funny Place

Flat is the new round

China Is a Funny Place

In China people walk upside down without a ground

If the world is flat, not saying that it is, that's just a rumor

Gravity becomes a little tricky

People must hang around down there for a living

It must be one big ceiling down below

Or inhabitants fall off the planet frequently

That makes life simpler

Green tea is purple on the other side

We are told there is no other side sometimes

No one said flat Earth is perfect

It is a two sided coin or plate according to the logic

Otherwise it would be silly or a mystery

Even against the law...That would be wrong

Only the wackadoodle news boys know for certain

They are always on the top of things here on the surface

Physics works well in some conditions

If the world is flat, not saying that it is but it is tradition

Gravity becomes a little tricky, a little fishy

A planet looking like a porcelain dish

Swimming in the cosmic distance without mistake

Made in China printed on the bottom of the plate

So it's official.  It is a funny place 

Reviews

[sette]

wow physics next to math, science is my least favorite subject but anything about science especially when written creatively appeals to me so this poem is awesome scientifically.

[Earl Schumacker]

Hi Sette,

Thanks! Glad you got something out of it and enjoyed it. I appreciate your comments. Have a great day. Earl

[sette]

you are welcome earl