Politics Dream

Baboon's blood over Westminster

David Cameron stands at the podium 

and says he will create a new 

Super-race of Britons by travelling 

to various stars in the solar system 

to extract precious Super Fluid from 

the centre of each star and bring the 

fluid back to Britain where he will 

inject hundreds of school children 

with the Fluid and train them in 

top-secret British locations to become 

the bold new Super-race of Britons 

by 2016.

Dangling above his head is a bucket 

filled with stinking steaming baboon 

blood. 

Sitting in the front row is Ed Miliband, 

dressed as Barney the Dinosaur, staring

up intently and holding a flaming blue 

torch.

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