That HilbillyA Poem by Elijah
A random funny story
Me and Ret the hilbilly were having a conversation
And I was almost overcome with madness & frustration
I was interviewing him while he was playing his Banjo
He was so dumb everyone thought of him as a weirdo
One of my questions, " Have you lived here all your life Ret?"
He responded as I would think, " Well no not yet!"
I also asked him, " How do you sit on that chair with two legs?"
He said, " We have two of our own so why do we need four pegs!"
On the golf corse the other day a guy yelled at him, " FORE!"
The hillbilly yells back at him, " You better stop badgering me before I give you a sore!"
The only instrument he can not play is the Mountain Dulcimer
But he's so stupid if you mention it he'll say, " What is that, a type of fur?"
I said, "no you stupid idiot it's a Kentucky intrument."
He said, " Huh, why would I play a inscent?"
I said no to him one more time and spelled it our for him
And he randomly said, " I need to clean up." and jumped in the creek like a idiotic dimwit!
I told him what a dunce he was and then I said good bye
He said, " this isn't good I was about to drink my rye."
I said, " How can you afford rye you don't even have a job?"
He said, " Well I make a livin' of selling old corn cobs."
I had had enough and I started to walk away
And the only thing that he said that made sence was, " Good riddance and good day!"
© 2009 Elijah
Added on April 3, 2009
Last Updated on April 4, 2009
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