What You Get Free From Wal-Mart

Go and take in the show

What You Get Free From Wal-Mart

 

By Elton Camp

 

Once you had to pay to see the freak show

Now enjoy it free when to Wal-Mart you go

 

The fat lady is longer found only at a fair

Go to Wal-Mart and she will be there

 

Likewise for the Wild Man from Borneo

At Wal-Mart he is anytime that you go

 

To the cooch show you once paid admission

In Wal-Mart, the s***s are on free exhibition

 

A man covered head to toe with a tatto

You will often see evidence of that too

 

Customer ratings will range from X to PG

Shop at Wal-Mart and see it all for free

 

Reviews

[Carol Cashes]

"To the cooch show you once paid admission"
*snort* "cooch". Hadn't heard that one in some time and it caught me by surprise. Seems I found my "nonsense" to offset the two sad poems I started my day with. Thanks.