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Charizard creates a YouTube channel to become more famous than Dragonite.

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Charizard is playing chess with Poly. She moves a piece.
Poly: Checkmate! I win!
Charizard: What?! No! Fire Blast!
Charizard burns the chessboard with Fire Blast.
Poly: I still won!
Charizard: Ah, screw this! I'm gonna see what Dragonite's doing! At least she doesn't play crappy games!
Charizard enters Dragonite's room.
Charizard: Hey, Dragonite! Come and play!
Dragonite is on a computer. Shelooks away from the screen. Her eyes are red.
Dragonite: I can't! I'm busy! I have to upload this video to YouTube! It's more important!
Charizard: Aw, come on! Stop whatever stupid thing you're doing!
Dragonite: No! This is serious!
Charizard: Don't you care about me?
Dragonite: Not really, no!
Charizard leaves.
Charizard: Stupid Dragonite, not loving her boyfriend! I'll show her! I'll be as famous as her!
That night. Charizard sneaks into the room with the computer. He goes on YouTube and clicks "sign up" He puts his name.
Charizard: Quick! Think of a username!
Charizard types in "FireBlast" The username is already taken. 
Charizard: What?! Um....
Charizard types "Charizard Is Awesome" The username can't have spaces. 
Charizard: COME ON!!!
Charizard types in many usernames, which are rejected for one or more reasons. Some include "Porygons=seizures" "Char&Zard" and "9+10" eventually "theawesomecharizard" is accepted.
Charizard: Now I'll be as famous as Dragonite!
The next day, Dragonite wakes up.
Dragonite: Well, time to go to work!
Dragonite goes in the room with the computer. Charizard is burning sheets of paper.
Dragonite: What are you doing?!
Charizard: I just created a new YouTube channel! Look!
Dragonite looks. There are no uploads.
Dragonite: You haven't uploaded anything!
Charizard: I'm recording a video now!
The video shows Charizard burning sheets of paper.
Dragonite: This is just you burning paper!
Charizard: I know! I'll be as famous as you in no time!
Dragonite: How long does this go on for?
Charizard: Ten hours!
Dragonite leaves the room.
Dragonite: Charizard is being dumb! And that's saying something, because Kanga's the dumb one!
Charizard opens his video. He clicks the refresh button repeatedly. 3 hours later.
Charizard: Hey, Dragonite my video has 50,000 views already!
Dragonite: You clicked the refresh button 50,000 times, didn't you?
Charizard: No! I don't know what you're talking about!
Charizard looks at the view count. It doesn't go up from 50,000 views.
Charizard: Come on! Go up! No views, no subs! Why?!
Charizard walks over to Dragonite.
Charizard: Hey, Dragonite! Could you give me a shoutout?
Dragonite: That you're annoying?
Charizard: No! For my channel, silly!
Dragonite: No.
Charizard: OK, how about a sub?
Dragonite: Nope.
Charizard: I'll sub yours if you sub mine!
Dragonite: Why would I waste my time to watch your crap?
Charizard leaves. 2 hours later. Dragonite walks in the room with the computer. Charizard is there.
Dragonite: Charizard! I need to use the computer!
Charizard: What? Now? But I just uploaded my second video!
The video plays.
Charizard: Please donate money today! Every year millions of people exploit the old man glitch, corrupting the game, just to get missingno! With your help, we can end cruelty to pokemon red, blue and yellow! Donate today!
Charizard's email address is shown.
Dragonite: This is your second video and you're asking for money?! What do you even want the money for anyway?
Charizard: The money will go towards future videos!
Dragonite: What's the point? No one's going to see it!
Charizard: That's why I need the money to make people watch!
Charizard is locked out of the room.
Charizard: Hey! You can't lock me out!
Dragonite: Go away!
Charizard: I'll show Dragonite how awesome my videos are! I'll make the best video ever!
1 hour later.
Dragonite: Break time!
Dragonite walks outside. Mightyena sees her.
Mightyena: Hey! I know you! You're that girl on YouTube!
Dragonite: Yes! My channel is great! Why?
Mightyena: Oh, nothing! You just looked like the person from the video that theawesomecharizard uploaded!
Dragonite: What?!
Charizard is in front of the computer. A distant rumbling can be heard.
Dragonite: CHARIZARD!!!
Charizard: Oh no! She's coming! I gotta hide this computer!
Dragonite crashes through the ceiling.
Dragonite: What did you do?!
Charizard: Oh, hi, Dragonite! I haven't seen you in a while!
Dragonite: Where's the computer?!
Charizard: What computer? I don't know what you're talking about!
Dragonite's eyes are on fire. Charizard jumps away from the computer. Dragonite watches the video. Charizard backs away slowly. She chases Charizard. He jumps on a shelf out of Dragonite's reach.
Dragonite: Why did you upload that video?! It's degrading to me!
Charizard: No one was going to see it anyway!
The video has over 100,000 views.
Dragonite: People are going to think I'm weird!
Charizard: Well, at least I got lots of views!
Dragonite leaves, crying.
Charizard: All I wanted was to be more famous than Dragonite! I need a wizard to get rid of that video!
A Mew appears behind Charizard.
Mew: Did you say wizard?
Charizard: Shut up! Can't you see I'm trying to think of a way to get rid of a video!
Mew: If you want a wizard....
Charizard: What am I going to do? If only a wizard would appear....
Mew: I'm a wizard!
Charizard: Well, why didn't you say so?
The Mew looks at the computer. It deletes the video.
Mew: That's all you had to do!
Charizard: Yes! The video is gone!
Charizard runs to Dragonite.
Charizard: I got rid of the video!
Dragonite: Oh, well, you didn't have to! I got over it!
Charizard: What?! You mean I went through all that trouble for nothing?!
10 minutes later.
Dragonite: You're not going to upload another embarrassing video of me?
Charizard: Nope! Except that video of you slipping on a banana peel!
The video is uploading. Dragonite punches Charizard away.
Charizard: Relax! It's not uploaded yet!

© 2017 Fanfic


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