Nintendo Switch

Nidorina tries to get a Nintendo Switch.

Nidorina is playing a Gameboy. She gets a game over.

Nidorina: Well, this sucks!

She sees Charizard playing a Nintendo Switch.

Nidorina: What's that?

Charizard: It's a Nintendo Switch! The new gaming console!

Nidorina: Let's play!

Charizard: Sorry! It's only one player!

Nidorina: What?! that rubbish!

Charizard: You could just buy your own!

Nidorina runs through a wall, grabs a piggy bank, runs through another wall and to Game. She runs towards Zangoose, who is behind the counter. She jumps and throws the piggy bank at Zangoose.

Nidorina: I want a Nintendo Switch!

Zangoose: That'll be £345!

Nidorina: What?! I don't have that kind of money!

Nidorina goes to the café.

Nidorina: Latias, can I get a raise?

Latias: No.

Nidorina goes back to Game.

Nidorina: How am I supposed to get a Nintendo B***h now?

Marina pushes Nidorina aside and grabs the Switch. The last one.

Marina: I want this Switch thingy!

Zangoose: £345!

Marina pays for it.

Nidorina: Hey! That's mine! I saw it first!

Marina: Too bad!

Nidorina: Please let me play the Switch! I'll do anything!

Marina: Anything?

At Marina's house.

Nidorina: I'm not going to be your slave!

Marina: You'll get your reward!

Marina holds the Switch.

Nidorina: Fine! I'll do it!

Nidorina cleans the house, does the shopping, picks up Dragonite, hitting her with a car, unblocks the toilet and waters the plant by drowning them in a river.

Nidorina: I've done all your stupid chores!

Marina: Fine! You can play on the Switch! You earned it!

Nidorina turns on the Switch. The logo appears on screen. Marina takes the Switch away.

Marina: That's it! You only get five seconds a day!

Nidorina: What?! I will play on that Switch if it kills me!

At night, Marina is sleeping in bed, holding the Switch. Nidorina sneaks in.

Nidorina: I'll get that Switch!

Nidorina walks towards Marina, but her phone starts to ring.

Nidorina: Shut up, shut up!

Nidorina throws the phone at the wall. A piece of it flies off and hits Marina in the face. She wakes up. Marina tries to shout, but Nidorina jumps on her and holds her.

Nidorina: Err... once upon a time there was a big, orange idiot who went to sleep! The end!

Marina: Nice try! But it's going to take more than that to make me...

Marina immediately falls asleep again. Nidorina puts her on the bed and grabs the Switch.

Nidorina: Yes! I got it!

Marina is still asleep.

Marina: Give me a hug, Nintendo Switch!

Marina grabs Nidorina.

Nidorina: Let me go!

Dragonite walks in.

Dragonite: Mum! I had a nightmare!

She sees Marina and Nidorina in bed. She walks away.

Dragonite: No! Just.... no!

Marina: Give me a kiss, Nintendo Switch!

Nidorina struggles to get away. Marina kisses Nidorina and wakes up. She screams.

Marina: What're you doing in here?! Is that my Switch?!

Nidorina: Not anymore! Bye!

Nidorina tires to jump through a window, but bangs her head on a wall.

Marina: GIVE ME MY SWITCH!!!

Nidorina runs out of the room, with Marina chasing. She makes it outside. Marina uses Hyper Beam to make a boulder fall in front of Nidorina, blocking her path. They both grab the Switch and the controllers come off. They both have a controller each.

Marina: That Switch is mine!

They run at each other with controllers raised over their heads. Charizard appears between them.

Charizard: STOP FIGHTING!!! Here, play this! It's two players!

He gives them the game 1-2 Switch. They play the game together.

Nidorina: Well, this sucks! Anyone wanna play Pokémon?

Nidorina and Marina play Pokémon on a Gameboy each.