Honey

Dale finds some honey in the fridge.

Dale: Once, I went to the fridge. Saw a jar in there. What's in it?Honey!

Dale smells it.

Dale: Smells nice! Finger in, lick it, tastes nice! So I drank it all! The next day, I went to the fridge. There was a jar in there. It's honey again! So I drank it all. This was the best! The next day I went to the fridge. There was another jar. Yes! Here we go again! Lift the jar and fill my mouth with that thick, sweet juice!

Dale starts to drink but spits it out.

Dale: This isn't honey, this is... Uhhh! My mouth is full of oil! Thick cooking oil! I wonder who put that there.