Coke

Riley tries to give Salazzle a very shaken up can of coke.

Riley comes in. Dale is there.

Dale: What are you doing?

Riley: No time to talk! I've got a very important task!

Riley opens a cupboard and takes out a can.

Riley: Behold! The world's most shaken up can of coke! I've taken every opportunity to shake it up a little bit more. And now.... it's ready!

Dale: For what?

Riley: For her!

Riley points to Salazzle outside.

Salazzle: Riley! I ordered.... asked you for a drink two minutes ago!

Riley comes out with the can and tries to give it to Salazzle.

Salazzle: I don't like coke!

Riley: What? But everyone likes coke!

Salazzle: Not me! Go get me a nice orange juice. With bits.

Riley goes inside and comes back outside with orange juice. Salazzle drinks it, but spits it out.

Salazzle: It's room temperature. I'm going to hurt you, Riley! You can't do anything right!

Riley; Only one choice! I'm going to have to open the can myself.... Upside down!

Riley opens the can. The gas rushes out, sending Riley into the air. He lands on top of the volcano.

Riley: I'm safe, but Salazzle's probably still waiting for me down there!

Salazzle is covered in coke.

Salazzle: This is why I hate coke!