Auction

Nidorina opens an auction to raise money for a new computer.

Nidorina is sitting with Goodra in front of an old computer, which is loading.

Nidorina: This computer is ssssoooo slow!

Kangaskhan: That's because you need to feed the mouse.

Nidorina tries to give some cheese to the mouse.

Nidorina: Have some cheese.

Kangaskhan: No! Not that mouse....

Kangaskhan opens the computer, showing a real mouse running in a wheel.

Kangaskhan: This one.

Goodra: That mouse looks late for retirement! You can't expect us to do anything with a slow computer like this!

Kangaskhan: I stopped expecting anything of you a long time ago! Besides, there's nothing in the safe but dust and cobwebs, sorry.

Nidorina: I guess We're stuck with that useless antique until I can raise some money.

Goodra: Raise money? Antique? I know! Let's have an antique auction!

Nidorina and Goodra get some items to sell.

Goodra: I can't imagine any of our old rubbish!

Nidorina: You'd be surprised what people will do with the right persuasion!

A group of people are gathered at the auction.

Nidorina: Welcome to this antique auction! Let's bring on the first item! This old safe, hardly used, one stingy owner! Let's start bidding at £20!

Kangaskhan puts her hand up.

Kangaskhan: Hey! Did you just call me stingy?!

Nidorina: And we have our opening bid! Thank you for putting your hand up!

Goodra has the mouse from the computer.

Goodra: You're our mascot! Go get people bidding!

Goodra puts the mouse down and it runs near everyone, making them scream and raise their hands.

Nidorina: Look at all these hands! £40, £60, £100..... Sold!

Goodra is collecting money from people, while they take their items.

Goodra: Thank you for your kind donations.

Nidorina and Goodra are using a very expensive computer.

Nidorina: This computer is the best!

Goodra is giving some cheese to the mouse in a gold cage.

Goodra: Have some cheese, you've earned it.

Reviews

[ZakLeonRamsey]

Rather humorous. Nice one.