Laxative

Dragonite accidentally swallows Mudkip and has to take a laxative to get him out.

Dragonite: Who wants to play Mario Kart Wii?

Dragonite, Marina and Mudkip play Mario Kart Wii. 

Dragonite: Don't even ask who I'm playing as! I've got to go with my bro Waluigi!

Marina: Why does everyone love him so much? Rosalina is obviously the best!

Mudkip chooses Toadette.

Marina: You suck! I'm already beating you!

Dragonite: Who even plays as her? She's related to Toad, who's been flipping us off since 1985!

Dragonite accidentally hits Mudkip with the remote while playing, making him fly across the room, hit the TV, bounce back and into Dragonite mouth. She swallows, choking.

Marina: You swallowed Mudkip! We've got to get him out! There's only one thing for it!

Dragonite: Please, no! Not that!

Marina: Take this laxative like a good girl!

Marina gives Dragonite the laxative. Dragonite runs to the bathroom with a sieve. Marina stands outside the door.

Marina: Have you found him yet?

Dragonite: No.

Marina: Keep looking!

1 hour later. Dragonite is facing a guy with a chain saw and a guy with a spear.

Dragonite: I hate random guys that assault on for no actual reason! I will kick your asses!

Guy: But you're outnumbered! We'd win!

Mudkip comes out of nowhere.

Guy: Where did he come from?

Dragonite: You really don't want to know!

Mudkip attacks.

Reviews

[LazerRays]

Everyone knows princess peach is the best! Lol. Princes patrol!
And your ignoring my mail?
Oh... You've just made your trouble double! :)

[Fanfic]

I like Koopa Troopa