On a dark halloween night
there came rolling down the street
a squishy-wishy pumpkin head
it was an ugly -wuggly sight
not pretty or sweet
it's real name was punky-funky dead
 
It had a cracked-wacky skull
and a rotted-knoted nose
and one crazy eye buggin' out
in the other oogly-googaly worms crawled
and his bloody-bony teeth all crooked in a row
I dare say, a horrid pumpkin head no doubt
 
The trick and treaters stepped aside
'pon seeing such a scary-wary sight
'twas the dumpiest- pumpkin head they've e're seen
 one lil' wobbly-gobblin girl cried
a boy skeleton died of fright
oh, yeah, punky-funky caused a gory scene
 
It started to thunder and down came the rain
the pumpkin headed for the old boneyard down the road
and all the children went running their own ways
Punky-funky died and went insane
when the oogly-googaly worms turned into titter-tat-toads
 deep, deep,down in the muddy-fuddy ground he now lays