Alimony

limerick

 

Once I was married to sailor Dan

whose bum ended up drunk in the can

but I'm such a good sport

that I took him to court

now his rum is alimony in my hand.

 

 

Reviews

[Inci 2]

It was really fun to read. Thanks for sharing :))May the best person win

[Fran Marie]

thanks, glad you enjoyed,,,

[modtoddinc]

Excellent job Fran, a true limerick told.

~peace, Todd

[Fran Marie]

Thanks Todd, glad you enjoyed..

[Helena]

Awesome and funny limeerick Fran. Smiling here....set my day off right! Thanks for contributing to my challenge! ~ Helena ~

[Fran Marie]

Many thanks Helena, glad you enjoyed;

[alf]

Hi Fran. Brilliant!!!! can't say any more than that!! Don't know the technicalities of limericks but this reads to well and is just sooooo hilarious. love it, alf

[Fran Marie]

Thanks Alf, so much, glad you enjoyed

[Devons]

This is a really worthy effort at a limerick but I think its humour transcends its technique...

Very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Through the Gateway]

Freakin' hilarious! I love it!

[EmpressPoetess]

lol, A delightful Lymerick! Very funny!

[TamiViolet]

haha...

'whose bum always ends up drunk in a can...'

That's funny, Fran. Guys that drink too much always hug too hard :-))) Rock on, my friend.

[Honeypot]

Lol! That's what he gets for drinking so much. Great job Fran! Very funny.

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

Hot damn Fran that was awesome. You go girl.