The $100 Bet

It's hilarious, read it. "I didn't write it" to make it clear again.

A man walks up to the bartender and says, "I bet you $100 dollars that I can stand on your bar and leak into a jar without spilling a drop."

The bartender laughs and tells him that is it such an impossible bet, he'll take it. So the man stands up on the bar, and cheering to his friends in the back, begins to leak.

He not only misses the jar, but doesn't even get a single drop in. He pisses all over the bar and floor and over the bartender. When he is done the bartender is still laughing and asks the man to give him the hundred bucks. The man hands over the money and smiles at the bartender.

The bartender asks him what is so funny when he just obviously lost so badly. The man replies, " I just bet my friends $1000 that I could leak all over you and your bar and not only would you not mind, but you would find it hilariously funny!".

Reviews

[Ginger]

Hahaha. Now that was funny! Thanks for the laugh

[New Theory]

Thanks for sharing this ..
It was funny

[Patrica Alvarez]

Hahaha, whimsical

[Holly O'Brien]

lmfaoooo.....good one!!♥

[Elizabeth]

Haha I love jokes like this. You just made me legitimately laugh-out-loud. ^_^

[Jamie S.]

LOL...thats a good one!! I had never heard this one, the man in the bar jokes are always pretty good :)

[Ellen Hammond]

LOL This is an old joke....maybe you were too young to hear it years ago when it was a $500 bet. But, it is still funny to read again. Thanks for the laugh.

[Sofia N]

Hahaha this is definitely Hilarious, I had fun reading it :)

[Ecros Lathes]

It is funny I like the family guy picture with it :)

[Ashley Black]

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