Nonse (old version)

Twaddle.  

Nonsense words
That mean the world
To me.

Claptrap.

The confusion erased,
By a thingy.
This thingummy used in any phrase
Can be interpreted  by anyone.
As anything.

Codswallop.

One mans statement
Is another mans joy,
Is another mans disaster.

Baloney.

The thingumajig made the whatsit into a dooda.
That's nice, dear.
Aw man, that sucks.
What?

Bunkum.

Don't make a kafuffle out of nothingness.
Spit your words out,
And articulate,
And don't let the, erm… thingumabob get jumbled.

You may think this is a load of tripe,
But it may also be a bit of tosh.

Reviews

[the ghost of pauls]

What a joy it is to smile and then the smile spreads. You have tumbled turned the language to a circus tune.

[Bubo]

What a really fun piece and looking at it I would say you are an english girl!!
Loved all those silly expressions we come up with...........and who did come up with them!?!
Great flow and a delightful read!!

[Barry Simiana]

good mix of slang, great ways to describe them. as always, an excellent piece. into my reading list it goes.

[Gary H]

I like the way you have used such a lovely selection of words to play with. Such a shame that no-one uses 'dooda' anymore. Was one of my favourite when I was young! Very enjoyable.

[Kara Emily Krantz]

"Spit your words out,
And articulate,
And don�t let the, erm� thingumabob get jumbled. "

cute playings with words... i love words. hehe

[Ashly Christen]

lol
cute

[Leah Simone]

Cute play on words - made me smile :-) You are adorable - Leah

[Cdnsurfer]

Ha! Gillzy, now I couldn't stop smiling through this whole piece. Me thinks someone had a good time last night! ;-) Well, pleased as punch to read this. So much slang that means so much in the right context. Loved it. Cheers! Rob

[Lady Muck]

like, yeah, you know it's really.... whatdjacallit. I totally get all of the thingumygig. Like when you hoojerybob the ooferdoofer.
pure dead brilliant by the way, hen (said in Glasgwegian accent)

[Sean R. Ewing]

Very good once again. Made me laugh at different points, very enjoyable, well done!!