Monkey-in' 'Round the Christmas Tree

-To the tune of Brenda Lee’s ‘Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree’

Monkey-ing ‘round the Christmas Tree at Feliz de Navidad bop

Jolly Ranchers hung where you can see even the chewy ones on top

Monkey-ing ‘round the Christmas Tree let Ricardo Montalban sing

Later they’ll have some gummy coke bottles and some starburst-ie things

You will get a sentimental feeling when you watch

All the ‘Planet of the Apes’ movies in a row, except Marc Walberg

Monkey-ing ‘round the Christmas tree have a monkey holiday

Everyone donating merrily in the new old-monkey way

You will get a sentimental feeling when you watch

The only decent Star Trek film in the log; it's ‘Wrath of Khan’

Monkey-ing ‘round the Christmas tree have a monkey holiday

Everyone donate to YOUR relatives in the new old-monkey way

Monkey-monk-monk! Monkey-monk-monk!

Monkey monk-monk-monk-monk-monk

Monkey-monk-monk! Monkey-monk-monk!

Monkey monk-monk-monk-monk-monk

(Repeat)