The Neverland Obituary

These fun little poems that tell quite the story, I had fun with this one.

Ann Marie

Ann Marie died

From something that was fried

She had high cholesterol

which is no surprise to us at all

so when she sat on the crapper

her mood was quite dapper

and it was there that she died

from something that was fried

John

Ya' see..John

He's uh, gone

he took quite the fall 

in montreal

102 ft to be exact

and I know that for a fact

his family's anger was flowing

cause he never told them he was going

so, ma' man John

is very, very gone

Maria

Our dear, dear Maria

was taken by Hypothermia

Remember when the titanic sank?

on it there was a man named Hank

And in one swift motion

he sent her straight to the ocean 

she swam with the fishes

which didn't taste delicious

but nevertheless Hypothermia

did, in fact, take our Maria

Enrique

Someone left us today

his name was Enrique

he had everything he dreamed of

even his one true love

but its still kinda funny

she only "loved" him for his money

so when they married

she drowned him in dairy.

no really, its true

it happened in the bathtub too

so poor Enrique

did not have a good day.

Author's Note

Hey there! I hoped you enjoyed this! It's really just a fun little project for me, but if you have any feedback I'd love to hear it.