Little Miss Muffet,2014

Little Miss Muffet,2014

A Poem by Gee
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Updated version of an old English nursery rhyme

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Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet,
eating her curds and whey,
when along came a farmer,
a right rustic charmer,
who immediately wooed, made a play.

He plied her with wine,
"have more you'll be fine,"
before hiding his sausage inside,
then when he was done having his fun,
he left thanking her for the ride.

NOW.............

Pregnant Miss Muffet is having to rough it
'cos dads thrown her out on the street,
and the smooth rustic charmer who did this to harm her
has legged it, was quick on his feet.

So the moral of this is don't ever kiss
or open your legs 'cos you're flattered,
as with a kid on the way and nowhere to stay
your life could be properly shattered.

© 2017 Gee



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That's a great little piece of whimsy. It would be so much better if you arranged it in stanzas though.

Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey,
When along came a farmer, a right rustic charmer,
Who immediately wooed, made a play.

Posted 2 Years Ago


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andrew mitchell

1 Year Ago

Nice to see you visit David lol keeping an eye on things lol:)
Great Aunt Astri

5 Months Ago

And, boys, if you go to too many learning sites, you are in danger of losing your originality! Gee, .. read more
Gee

5 Months Ago

Again thank you



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Sometimes we can see symbolism in ordinary things or even omens or even sighs as well. I like this poem about that.

Posted 1 Week Ago


Gee

1 Week Ago

Thank you..
Nice take on an old idea!

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


Gee

1 Week Ago

Cheers....
hilariously repenned and in reading the reviews gee, i have to agree with david lewis paget he really nailed the natural rests in it but as i said really, really funny


Posted 2 Months Ago


Gee

2 Months Ago

Thank you kindly
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I take it you have made a ton of teases on nursery rhymes! This is hilarious. If you have done so, I suggest you compile them into your own Roald Dahl style Revolting Rhymes collection. They're too funny to keep hidden or stored on social sites. Well done!

Posted 4 Months Ago


Gee

4 Months Ago

I only did a few of them and have never really thought about having a pop at some of the other nurse.. read more
Such wit seems to be one of your trademarks. Wit with a strong social element. Who would have thunk it? It works very well.

Posted 4 Months Ago


Gee

4 Months Ago

Cheers Ken...
Oh how could you do this to poor old little Miss Muffet. What did she ever do to harm you.? It was just a spider that sat down beside her! But I thought your poem was really brilliant! May all young girls who meet a 'right rustic charmer' take note!

Posted 5 Months Ago


Gee

5 Months Ago

Thank you, glad you enjoyed
expert rhyming - not so much as a syllabub orf !
Pure you this is Gee - from what I've read.
What is a tuffet anyway? lol

Posted 10 Months Ago


Gee

10 Months Ago

Funny you should ask, a tuffet is the daughter of a tuff....cheers Tony
Tony Jordan

10 Months Ago

Lmao
and a buffet? (mr buff)
Gee

10 Months Ago

Funny you should ask, ''tis a spread of food served to the masses, finger food, you know the shite a.. read more
Love it. It's about time the classics were modernised for todays market. Little red riding hoodie, Jack and Jill going on the pill, Oh, I better stop now before they come take me away.

Posted 1 Year Ago


Gee

1 Year Ago

Right lets get on it, I've done Georgie Porgie and Humpty Dumpty, I'll have a go at Jack and Jill..... read more
Just great gee now I'll never pick up Miss Muffet, you've blown my cover lol.

Posted 1 Year Ago


Gee

1 Year Ago

Cheers mate.....
andrew mitchell

1 Year Ago

LBW.............................
Nice one Gee. reminds me ofwhat we thought of as the ruder version we sang in the playground as kids,
Little Miss Muffet,sat on her tuffet,
eating her curds and whey,
She put in her thumb, and pulled out a typewriter,
and said what the f**ks that doing in there? :)

Posted 1 Year Ago


Gee

1 Year Ago

Lol,cheers....

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Gee

Milton Keynes, United Kingdom



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