One is not amused.........

One is not amused.........

A Poem by Gee
"

Lizzie and Phil having trouble at the quacks

"
Prince Philip hard of hearing
and Lizzie none too well,
so off to see the doctor
her ailments for to tell.

A thorough going over
he thought he knew the cause,
Lizzie listened attentively
and then the briefest pause.

Philip whacked him on the nose
punched him on the chin,
a red mist now descended
a Greek loony from within.

"Stop it Philip, listen"
said Elizabeth Regina,
"he said one has a dicky heart
and not a cute vagina!!!!!"

© 2018 Gee



Author's Note

Gee
acute angina = heart condition

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Great chuckle provoking piece. Not something you could have posted 50 years ago but times change. You actually give a good summary of a 94 year old reaction. Good laugh , well done. Rod.

Posted 2 Months Ago


Gee

2 Months Ago

Cheers Rod, don't think he gives a flying f«*k as to how he is perceived
matelotrod

2 Months Ago

He never did!
Good morning Gee. This is a funny little poem, got my day off to a chuckling start. I am a great admirer of them both. Both very hard working with their duties and engagements. However, there is also a serious side to your poem. As we age we get complaints and even they are not exempt from the ageing process. Hope you have a lovely day and are enjoying this spell of fine weather.

Chris

Posted 2 Months Ago


Gee

2 Months Ago

Hi Christine. Had a good day thanks but could do with the temperature climbing a little. Hope all is.. read more
Christine Anne Shaw

2 Months Ago

Sitting here and feeling a bit chilly. Jumper time. Have a good week-end Gee.
Very funny indeed. Love the lack of reverence and humour captured in this bright little ditty! Will visit you in the Tower..........................................

One typo 'too well'

Posted 7 Months Ago


Gee

7 Months Ago

Thank you John
Wicked! But all the better for it.

They're not doing that bad though are they, considering their combined age; hope they make their century.

Oh,and I bet that's not all they're not amused about at the moment.

Beccy.

Posted 7 Months Ago


Gee

7 Months Ago

I wonder how many times PP will find himself with foot in mouth.
Thank you Beccy
This is great, a definite change in pace from the writings I've been discovering on here. Keep up the funny poems.
Good work

Posted 11 Months Ago


Gee

11 Months Ago

Thank you..
You're wicked.. so much so I laughed then spilled my coffee. You'll never get that ' by appointment to .. ' now, you know.

Posted 1 Year Ago


Gee

1 Year Ago

Guess I'll stop checking the mail then. Thank you Emma
Gee, you should have fencing put round you and a blue plaque placed on your house. :)
(I bet this review confuses any non Brit reader, but to alleviate that confusion, the blue plaques are for the famous and those deemed national treasures)

Posted 1 Year Ago


Gee

1 Year Ago

LOL, I'll get onto the borough council.....Cheers Nemo
Well done, Gee. A cute story line. Damned if I couldn't hear the old girl telling that tale around the dinner table. Good write.

Posted 1 Year Ago


Gee

1 Year Ago

Oh if only.....Cheers Ted
Im back 2 minutes and this one......made me laugh! Thank you :)

Some great flow and tone here much like a Limerick.


Posted 1 Year Ago


Gee

1 Year Ago

Cheers Troy
As a former medical photographer, this reminds me of some of the incredible puns that used to be bandaged (sorry, I meant bandied) about at work. Gee (whizz) this was much verse.
Don't hit me!!!
Norman



Posted 2 Years Ago


Gee

2 Years Ago

I appreciate the review Norman,any review good,bad or indifferent is welcomed.Unlike some on here I .. read more

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