One is not amused.........

One is not amused.........

A Poem by Gee
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Lizzie and Phil having trouble at the quacks

"
Prince Philip hard of hearing
and Lizzie none too well,
so off to see the doctor
her ailments for to tell.

A thorough going over
he thought he knew the cause,
Lizzie listened attentively
and then the briefest pause.

Philip whacked him on the nose
punched him on the chin,
a red mist now descended
a Greek loony from within.

"Stop it Philip, listen"
said Elizabeth Regina,
"he said one has a dicky heart
and not a cute vagina!!!!!"

© 2018 Gee


Author's Note

Gee
acute angina = heart condition

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Wonderful to find a poem Of yours dear Gee, which I have not read. And, it has been ages since we have connected.
Loved this one..so so so funny...
Yesterday I posted Fairies which I think you will like..
Lisa

Posted 9 Months Ago


A hilarious poem, Gee. I loved the play on the words. A little alphabet missed here or there can make such a terrifying difference LOL.

Posted 1 Year Ago


Gee

1 Year Ago

And both now passed, sad.
Thank you
DIVYA

1 Year Ago

Very sad indeed. We grew up with these beloved icons. India observed her passing with a day of offic.. read more
Oh dear what a bungle! Haha, trust those with deficient hearing to rage with the worst of blows! This was a cunning write, Gee. Very Monty Pythonesque.

Blackadder would be proud.

Posted 5 Years Ago


Gee

5 Years Ago

Lol, cheers....
this put a smile on my lips... :) thank you. this was most enjoyable

Posted 5 Years Ago


Gee

5 Years Ago

If it made you smile then job done.
Thanks Sarah
Great chuckle provoking piece. Not something you could have posted 50 years ago but times change. You actually give a good summary of a 94 year old reaction. Good laugh , well done. Rod.

Posted 5 Years Ago


Gee

5 Years Ago

Cheers Rod, don't think he gives a flying f«*k as to how he is perceived
matelotrod

5 Years Ago

He never did!
Good morning Gee. This is a funny little poem, got my day off to a chuckling start. I am a great admirer of them both. Both very hard working with their duties and engagements. However, there is also a serious side to your poem. As we age we get complaints and even they are not exempt from the ageing process. Hope you have a lovely day and are enjoying this spell of fine weather.

Chris

Posted 5 Years Ago


Gee

5 Years Ago

Hi Christine. Had a good day thanks but could do with the temperature climbing a little. Hope all is.. read more
Chris Shaw

5 Years Ago

Sitting here and feeling a bit chilly. Jumper time. Have a good week-end Gee.
Very funny indeed. Love the lack of reverence and humour captured in this bright little ditty! Will visit you in the Tower..........................................

One typo 'too well'

Posted 6 Years Ago


Gee

6 Years Ago

Thank you John
Wicked! But all the better for it.

They're not doing that bad though are they, considering their combined age; hope they make their century.

Oh,and I bet that's not all they're not amused about at the moment.

Beccy.

Posted 6 Years Ago


Gee

6 Years Ago

I wonder how many times PP will find himself with foot in mouth.
Thank you Beccy
This is great, a definite change in pace from the writings I've been discovering on here. Keep up the funny poems.
Good work

Posted 6 Years Ago


Gee

6 Years Ago

Thank you..
You're wicked.. so much so I laughed then spilled my coffee. You'll never get that ' by appointment to .. ' now, you know.

Posted 6 Years Ago


Gee

6 Years Ago

Guess I'll stop checking the mail then. Thank you Emma

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Added on May 24, 2015
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