One is not amused.........

One is not amused.........

A Poem by Gee
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Lizzie and Phil having trouble at the quacks

"
Prince Philip,hard of hearing,
Lizzie none to well,
so off to see the doctor,
her ailments for to tell.

A thorough going over,
he thought he knew the cause,
Lizzie listened attentively,
and then the briefest pause.

Philip whacked him on the nose,
punched him on the chin,
a red mist now descended,
a Greek loony from within.

"Stop it Philip,listen"
said Elizabeth Regina,
"he said one has a dicky heart,
and not a cute vagina!!!!!"

© 2015 Gee



Author's Note

Gee
acute angina = heart condition

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This is great, a definite change in pace from the writings I've been discovering on here. Keep up the funny poems.
Good work

Posted 2 Months Ago


Gee

2 Months Ago

Thank you..
You're wicked.. so much so I laughed then spilled my coffee. You'll never get that ' by appointment to .. ' now, you know.

Posted 4 Months Ago


Gee

4 Months Ago

Guess I'll stop checking the mail then. Thank you Emma
Gee, you should have fencing put round you and a blue plaque placed on your house. :)
(I bet this review confuses any non Brit reader, but to alleviate that confusion, the blue plaques are for the famous and those deemed national treasures)

Posted 1 Year Ago


Gee

1 Year Ago

LOL, I'll get onto the borough council.....Cheers Nemo
Well done, Gee. A cute story line. Damned if I couldn't hear the old girl telling that tale around the dinner table. Good write.

Posted 1 Year Ago


Gee

1 Year Ago

Oh if only.....Cheers Ted
Im back 2 minutes and this one......made me laugh! Thank you :)

Some great flow and tone here much like a Limerick.


Posted 1 Year Ago


Gee

1 Year Ago

Cheers Troy
As a former medical photographer, this reminds me of some of the incredible puns that used to be bandaged (sorry, I meant bandied) about at work. Gee (whizz) this was much verse.
Don't hit me!!!
Norman



Posted 1 Year Ago


Gee

1 Year Ago

I appreciate the review Norman,any review good,bad or indifferent is welcomed.Unlike some on here I .. read more
Very funny, Gee. Well Done. I sure hope this doesn't get to Buckingham Palace! Haha.

Posted 1 Year Ago


Gee

1 Year Ago

Cheers,thanks for reading
Ha ha, a fun poem with a great punchline!

Posted 1 Year Ago


Gee

1 Year Ago

Cheers......
As I ,The Queen sits here doing nothing idle, living off the tax payer I say how did you know I had a cute vagina!! Where is security! Then we all wanted a public! I mean republic! Off with her head! Sorry gee got carried away in all this excited seriousness.:)

Posted 1 Year Ago


Gee

1 Year Ago

Lol,cheers mate
Entertaining, both rhyme and content.
Appreciate the smile, Gee!

Posted 2 Years Ago


Gee

2 Years Ago

Cheers Jimmy

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Added on May 24, 2015
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Gee

Milton Keynes, United Kingdom



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