One is not amused.........

One is not amused.........

A Poem by Gee
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Lizzie and Phil having trouble at the quacks

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Prince Philip,hard of hearing
Lizzie none too well,
so off to see the doctor
her ailments for to tell.

A thorough going over
he thought he knew the cause,
Lizzie listened attentively
and then the briefest pause.

Philip whacked him on the nose
punched him on the chin,
a red mist now descended
a Greek loony from within.

"Stop it Philip,listen"
said Elizabeth Regina,
"he said one has a dicky heart
and not a cute vagina!!!!!"

© 2017 Gee



Author's Note

Gee
acute angina = heart condition

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Very funny indeed. Love the lack of reverence and humour captured in this bright little ditty! Will visit you in the Tower..........................................

One typo 'too well'

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


Gee

2 Weeks Ago

Thank you John
Wicked! But all the better for it.

They're not doing that bad though are they, considering their combined age; hope they make their century.

Oh,and I bet that's not all they're not amused about at the moment.

Beccy.

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


Gee

2 Weeks Ago

I wonder how many times PP will find himself with foot in mouth.
Thank you Beccy
This is great, a definite change in pace from the writings I've been discovering on here. Keep up the funny poems.
Good work

Posted 4 Months Ago


Gee

4 Months Ago

Thank you..
You're wicked.. so much so I laughed then spilled my coffee. You'll never get that ' by appointment to .. ' now, you know.

Posted 6 Months Ago


Gee

6 Months Ago

Guess I'll stop checking the mail then. Thank you Emma
Gee, you should have fencing put round you and a blue plaque placed on your house. :)
(I bet this review confuses any non Brit reader, but to alleviate that confusion, the blue plaques are for the famous and those deemed national treasures)

Posted 1 Year Ago


Gee

1 Year Ago

LOL, I'll get onto the borough council.....Cheers Nemo
Well done, Gee. A cute story line. Damned if I couldn't hear the old girl telling that tale around the dinner table. Good write.

Posted 1 Year Ago


Gee

1 Year Ago

Oh if only.....Cheers Ted
Im back 2 minutes and this one......made me laugh! Thank you :)

Some great flow and tone here much like a Limerick.


Posted 1 Year Ago


Gee

1 Year Ago

Cheers Troy
As a former medical photographer, this reminds me of some of the incredible puns that used to be bandaged (sorry, I meant bandied) about at work. Gee (whizz) this was much verse.
Don't hit me!!!
Norman



Posted 1 Year Ago


Gee

1 Year Ago

I appreciate the review Norman,any review good,bad or indifferent is welcomed.Unlike some on here I .. read more
Very funny, Gee. Well Done. I sure hope this doesn't get to Buckingham Palace! Haha.

Posted 1 Year Ago


Gee

1 Year Ago

Cheers,thanks for reading
Ha ha, a fun poem with a great punchline!

Posted 1 Year Ago


Gee

1 Year Ago

Cheers......

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Added on May 24, 2015
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Gee

Milton keynes, Buckinghamshire, United Kingdom



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