One is not amused.........

Lizzie and Phil having trouble at the quacks

Prince Philip hard of hearing
and Lizzie none too well,
so off to see the doctor
her ailments for to tell.

A thorough going over
he thought he knew the cause,
Lizzie listened attentively
and then the briefest pause.

Philip whacked him on the nose
punched him on the chin,
a red mist now descended
a Greek loony from within.

"Stop it Philip, listen"
said Elizabeth Regina,
"he said one has a dicky heart
and not a cute vagina!!!!!"

Author's Note

acute angina = heart condition

Reviews

[Lorry]

Gee, you should have fencing put round you and a blue plaque placed on your house. :)
(I bet this review confuses any non Brit reader, but to alleviate that confusion, the blue plaques are for the famous and those deemed national treasures)

[Gee]

LOL, I'll get onto the borough council.....Cheers Nemo

[Ted Kniffen]

Well done, Gee. A cute story line. Damned if I couldn't hear the old girl telling that tale around the dinner table. Good write.

[Gee]

Oh if only.....Cheers Ted

[Troy Henson]

Im back 2 minutes and this one......made me laugh! Thank you :)

Some great flow and tone here much like a Limerick.

[Gee]

Cheers Troy

[Norman 223]

As a former medical photographer, this reminds me of some of the incredible puns that used to be bandaged (sorry, I meant bandied) about at work. Gee (whizz) this was much verse.
Don't hit me!!!
Norman

[Gee]

I appreciate the review Norman,any review good,bad or indifferent is welcomed.Unlike some on here I take myself and my scribblings very lightly.

[.]

Very funny, Gee. Well Done. I sure hope this doesn't get to Buckingham Palace! Haha.

[Gee]

Cheers,thanks for reading

[Viv Wade]

Ha ha, a fun poem with a great punchline!

[Gee]

Cheers......

[andrew mitchell]

As I ,The Queen sits here doing nothing idle, living off the tax payer I say how did you know I had a cute vagina!! Where is security! Then we all wanted a public! I mean republic! Off with her head! Sorry gee got carried away in all this excited seriousness.:)

[Gee]

Lol,cheers mate

[Jimmy Yetts]

Entertaining, both rhyme and content.
Appreciate the smile, Gee!

[Gee]

Cheers Jimmy

[Mr. Stage Four]

Amusing somewhat...but I was a bit put off by the subject matter..to me it is bad taste to mock our Queen

[daninstockholm]

do pardon my intrusion, but this intrigues me,, what other topics do you consider off limits for art? I for one make fun of the president all the time, and the prime minister here in my adopted country of sweden, and yes, the queen also, (let's face it, the british royal family is an easy target), i respect your view but in my humble opinion it's not your place to tell anyone which subject matter is or is not appropitate,,

[Gee]

I tend to agree ,we all come into the world the same way,leave pretty much the same way,status,titles should be no barrier to what can and can't be written.Would this have offended you if it had been a road sweep and his wife,I guess not.That all said,thank you kindly for the review

[daninstockholm]

life is the fodder for art, as such no subject should be taboo, otherwise we end up with censorship, which none of us want. The thing is that a great poem makes one think, not that it be reverent or blindly compicit, quite the opposite, i should think.

[daninstockholm]

i dunno, mate,, i've never written a humourous poem,, i did write one, styled after Dr. Seuss, i wrote it about Bush and his illegal wars and all the lying,, I'm not sure I'm brave enough to post it here, lol,, but YOU can write humourous poems, and you do it very well!

[Gee]

Cheers Dan,post it.....