Does My Bum Look Big In This ??

Does My Bum Look Big In This ??

A Story by Gee
"

Being tactful,

"
So, she who must be obeyed entered the living room wearing her latest purchase.

" Does my bum look big in this ? "

Already knowing the answer I looked up. The Good lady wife was holding her shirt just above waist height showing off
a floral patterned pair of leggings, skin tight, the daisies that adorned her cheek area stretched to the size of sunflowers, sunflowers with cellulite.

"No my sweet, if anything they highlight your curvaceous figure "

"Ahh, do you think so? they're not to bright ? I'm not to old to wear these ? do they give me a camels hoof ? "

" To bright, no dear the colour lifts your skin tone, to old, never, as for the camels hoof...."

As I said this she turned to face me. Jesus, 2 yards of material had disappeared into her nether regions, either side of which flaps formed, these, if plaid coated would not have looked out of place on a deer stalker hat.

" No dear, not a sign of a camels hoof "

"Ahh, thanks honey, they're not to big are they ? I'll wear these to the christening tomorrow "

She pecked me on the cheek and thundered upstairs to change.

At least the vicar would have somewhere to park his bike I thought to myself



© 2017 Gee



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Sunflowers with cellulite! Amazing line. It was a good read. Keep it up!

Posted 1 Month Ago


Gee

1 Month Ago

Cheers Greg
The mental vision of dromedary derrieres and bactrian backsides to complement the camel's hoof was too much for me. I shall never be able to attend a christening again.
Thanks for the giggle!!





Posted 1 Month Ago


Gee

1 Month Ago

Thank you Norman. I hope you are well
Oh you are a dead man when she read this (I sent it by courier this afternoon!). Funny and too real to be true lol.

Too many to's that need to be 'too' though!

Posted 1 Month Ago


Gee

1 Month Ago

Cheers John
Nice write. I love his poem and thanks for sharing.

Posted 1 Month Ago


Gee

1 Month Ago

Thank you..
Very funny :) a nice little read with a simple plot. Good work!
Only thing I wasn't as fond of was the magazine the husband was reading. The title was a tad too corny for an otherwise great fictional anecdote.

Posted 4 Months Ago


Gee

4 Months Ago

Cheers....
hahahaha! I love how you recreated the flaw most men find annoying in a Woman, I like this story, I hope you've sent it in to your local paper, it might spread some much needed laughter to the world.

Posted 4 Months Ago


Gee

4 Months Ago

Cheers EJH
This is probably the one and only time you could have been tactfully honest. it doesn't do you justice love, how about the blue ones...

Posted 4 Months Ago


Gee

4 Months Ago

Just something silly, not true to life but no doubt to many.
Thank you
Hahaha.... here i am tittering to myself at the image . I like your diplomacy :)

Posted 4 Months Ago


Gee

4 Months Ago

Thanks Stella, thankfully not my wife but mannnnnn do you see some sights when out.
Partners .. read more
Stella Armour

4 Months Ago

haha.... plenty to grip a lot of the time :)
Tact, diplomacy and understanding, dear hubby had it in abundance, whatever the reality?

Haughty, naughty and hilarious!

Posted 5 Months Ago


Gee

5 Months Ago

Thanks Tom..
I've often thought if a man is standing alone in a forest and his wife can't hear him. Is he still wrong?

Posted 5 Months Ago


Gee

5 Months Ago

Only if he is breathing Ken...

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Added on April 26, 2017
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