Does My Bum Look Big In This ??

Does My Bum Look Big In This ??

A Story by Gee
"

Being tactful,

"
So, she who must be obeyed entered the living room wearing her latest purchase.

" Does my bum look big in this ? "

Already knowing the answer I looked up. The Good lady wife was holding her shirt just above waist height showing off
a floral patterned pair of leggings, skin tight, the daisies that adorned her cheek area stretched to the size of sunflowers, sunflowers with cellulite.

"No my sweet, if anything they highlight your curvaceous figure "

"Ahh, do you think so? they're not to bright ? I'm not to old to wear these ? do they give me a camels hoof ? "

" To bright, no dear the colour lifts your skin tone, to old, never, as for the camels hoof...."

As I said this she turned to face me. Jesus, 2 yards of material had disappeared into her nether regions, either side of which flaps formed, these, if plaid coated would not have looked out of place on a deer stalker hat.

" No dear, not a sign of a camels hoof "

"Ahh, thanks honey, they're not to big are they ? I'll wear these to the christening tomorrow "

She pecked me on the cheek and thundered upstairs to change.

At least the vicar would have somewhere to park his bike I thought to myself



© 2017 Gee



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It's an amusing little story that sounds like it could be an embellishment of a real event.

You misspelt too a few times.

Posted 1 Month Ago


Gee

1 Month Ago

I will address. Cheers
I really got a kick out of this! Sad to say i will never ask that question again.

Posted 1 Month Ago


Gee

1 Month Ago

Thank you..
Ahh those tricky questions that most women do not want truth to. I on the other hand would rather be told the truth than look ridiculous.

Posted 1 Month Ago


Gee

1 Month Ago

Thank you..
I can see the actor Leo McKern uttering these lines and finishing up with a generous glass of wine. Very
funny stuff. thanks for sharing.

Posted 1 Month Ago


Gee

1 Month Ago

Thank you..
Love how spontaneously this was written xx

Posted 1 Month Ago


Gee

1 Month Ago

Thank you..
Behind every extravagantly dressed woman, an adoring husband!!!

Posted 1 Month Ago


Gee

1 Month Ago

Indeed, thank you
Sunflowers with cellulite! Amazing line. It was a good read. Keep it up!

Posted 3 Months Ago


Gee

3 Months Ago

Cheers Greg
The mental vision of dromedary derrieres and bactrian backsides to complement the camel's hoof was too much for me. I shall never be able to attend a christening again.
Thanks for the giggle!!





Posted 4 Months Ago


Gee

4 Months Ago

Thank you Norman. I hope you are well
Oh you are a dead man when she read this (I sent it by courier this afternoon!). Funny and too real to be true lol.

Too many to's that need to be 'too' though!

Posted 4 Months Ago


Gee

4 Months Ago

Cheers John
Nice write. I love his poem and thanks for sharing.

Posted 4 Months Ago


Gee

4 Months Ago

Thank you..

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