Does My Bum Look Big In These ??

Does My Bum Look Big In These ??

A Story by Gee
"

Being tactful,

"
So, she who must be obeyed entered the living room wearing her latest purchase.

" Does my bum look big in these ? "

Already knowing the answer I looked up. The Good lady wife was holding her shirt just above waist height, showing off floral patterned, skin tight leggings, on which the daisies were stretched to the size of sunflowers, sunflowers with cellulite.

"No my sweet, if anything they highlight your curvaceous figure "

"Ahh, do you think so? they're not to bright? I'm not to old to wear these? do they give me a camels hoof? "

" To bright, no dear the colour lifts your skin tone, to old, never, as for the camels hoof...."

As I said this she turned to face me. Jesus, 2 yards of material had disappeared into her nether regions, either side of which flaps formed, these, if plaid coated would not have looked out of place on a deer stalker hat.

" No dear, not a sign of a camels hoof "

"Ahh, thanks honey, they're not to big are they ? I'll wear these to the christening tomorrow "

She pecked me on the cheek and thundered upstairs to change.

At least the vicar would have somewhere to park his bike I thought to myself



© 2018 Gee



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I will have to use this technique
Tell her what she want to hear

When I tell the truth; she clouts me round the ear and stamps off
The garment is never seen again

Posted 6 Months Ago


Gee

6 Months Ago

Lol, I don't believe you're that brave !!
Thank you
Wild Rose

6 Months Ago

I have been known to refuse to go out wither "What dressed like that? >>> It makes you look old
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A funny read Gee. When she asks if her bum looks too big in these, you are on a hiding to nothing if you are truthful, but being tactful can also get you into big trouble. Have a lovely Monday.

Chris

Posted 6 Months Ago


Gee

6 Months Ago

Belated thank you'd Christine. Hope you are well. Busy, busy at the mo but will get round to reading.. read more
Christine Anne Shaw

6 Months Ago

All's well here. Don't overdo it now. All work and no play makes Gee a dull boy (lol)
This was fun to read! The last sentence had me laughing out loud!

Posted 6 Months Ago


Gee

6 Months Ago

Thank you ( again ) Donna
Donna

6 Months Ago

Your welcome!
It's an amusing little story that sounds like it could be an embellishment of a real event.

You misspelt too a few times.

Posted 9 Months Ago


Gee

9 Months Ago

I will address. Cheers
I really got a kick out of this! Sad to say i will never ask that question again.

Posted 9 Months Ago


Gee

9 Months Ago

Thank you..
Ahh those tricky questions that most women do not want truth to. I on the other hand would rather be told the truth than look ridiculous.

Posted 10 Months Ago


Gee

10 Months Ago

Thank you..
I can see the actor Leo McKern uttering these lines and finishing up with a generous glass of wine. Very
funny stuff. thanks for sharing.

Posted 10 Months Ago


Gee

10 Months Ago

Thank you..
Love how spontaneously this was written xx

Posted 10 Months Ago


Gee

10 Months Ago

Thank you..
Behind every extravagantly dressed woman, an adoring husband!!!

Posted 10 Months Ago


Gee

10 Months Ago

Indeed, thank you
Sunflowers with cellulite! Amazing line. It was a good read. Keep it up!

Posted 1 Year Ago


Gee

1 Year Ago

Cheers Greg

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Added on April 26, 2017
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