An Indian Summer

An Indian Summer

A Story by Gee
"

Open mind please..non pc

"
The 27th half wit of the day approached, smiling,

" can't believe how hot it is, can you. It's 73 degrees " he said before continuing,

" It's an Indian summer, that's what it's called at this time of the year when it gets warm again, an Indian summer " he smiled, chuffed at this jewel of information.

I smiled back. " why? "

"Huh" he grunted, perplexed at the question.

" why is it called an Indian summer, and how many days must this weather hold for it to be considered thus ? "

" My grandad drives a bus, a big red f****r in London, a double decker. He takes all of the foreigners sight seeing, you know, Buckingham Palace, Downing Street, Houses of Parliament, Hard Rock Cafe. He said it's mainly Japs these days, with a few chinks, but hardly any darkies or Arabs. He reckons it's all to do with that Al Keeda fella. You know, him that goes around choppin' people's heads off and blowing things up. Now, I ain't being funny but you would've thought they might have nicked him by now, I mean, he must have to catch a plane to get round all of the places he gets up to no good in, so you would've thought they might be keeping an eye out at passport control. Can't be that many men called Al Keeda can there. "

As I went to reply, he set off chopsing again.

" Mind you, there's plenty of Browns, Smiths, Greens over here, perhaps Keeda is a popular surname where all of them terrorists come from, might be thousands of the little fuckers. Yep, that must be it, can't be any other explanation can there, makes sense when you think about it. Anyway, can't stand chatting all day, got a meeting to attend, annual Chief of Police seminar.
You take care".

and with that he was gone.





© 2018 Gee



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Gee,
I can relate to your well written story. Sadly I live in the days Trump. I know ignorance and we are flooded with it in the states. Your poem was very clever, I admire the way you led into the man's rants. If it wasn't so scary it would be funny.
Peace, Richie b.

Posted 1 Month Ago


Gee

1 Month Ago

Cheers Richie
It takes all kinds to make this wonderful ( at times frightening) world, isn't it? As a writer you have an obligation to show the world it's reflection!
Trust all is well with you, Gee. Uma grande abraço.
Bom fim de semana ( have a good weekend). At this rate, by the time you visit Brasil you will be speaking português!!)

Posted 1 Month Ago


Gee

1 Month Ago

Fluent..... Thank you Mrudula.
All is well but cold here, hope you and yours are all well :))
Mrudula Rani

1 Month Ago

We are all fine, dear. Uma abraço.
Oh the irony. Hoped that was coming. But still guffawed.
I met this guy the other day as well. And the stupid shall inherit the earth.

Posted 1 Month Ago


Gee

1 Month Ago

Indeed, there is hope for me yet !! Cheers Ken, hope you are well
A unique sense of humour from the Keeda clan *laughs*

Posted 1 Month Ago


Gee

1 Month Ago

Thank you Esther
Esther

1 Month Ago

You're welcome
I have decided you are slightly barking; which is a good thing given how boringly straight the roads are in MK.

Beccy. :))

Posted 2 Months Ago


Gee

2 Months Ago

Lol, I like that, slightly barking, sure beats normal and samey. Thank you.
Hope you and the .. read more
Hey, Gee. :)
I got a kick out of it, a great spin of ironies.

Posted 2 Months Ago


Gee

2 Months Ago

Cheers Matt.
Hope all is well with you
mattavelli

2 Months Ago

Alls well here, just haven't been writing.
Highly amusing... but also kinda depressing because there is truth underlying it. It's a little hyperbolic but there is, or was, a high profile police chief in Arizona named Joe Arpaio who this could apply too in a frighteningly accurate way. Well done.

"My grandad drives a thus".... what's a thus? Is that a British slang thing or did you mean bus? After coming accross the "Al Keeda" reference it occured to me you're purposefully using the vernacular of a stupid person but that doesn't work for "thus" - "bus" like it does for "Al-Qaeda" - "Al Keeda".



Posted 2 Months Ago


Gee

2 Months Ago

Right, I can lend you both. What colour are your peepers as I don't want either the lippie or frock .. read more
Dead Alive Dave

2 Months Ago

That's might generous of you... I've been out of lipstick for days. My eyes are hazel in the mornin.. read more
Gee

2 Months Ago

Jeez I'm glad I turned down your marriage proposal. It would never have worked
kinda humorous
enjoyed this passage

Posted 2 Months Ago


Gee

2 Months Ago

Cheers....
We don't have Indian Summers over here . . . not allowed . . . we can only have Native American Summers *wink! wink!* I honestly do not get your s**t, but I love it just the same! I get the feeling there's a connection between the un-PC-ness of your title and the later screed about various ethnicities & proclivities. All I know is that, with constant tragedies worldwide, we gotta lighten up or die (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

Posted 2 Months Ago


Gee

2 Months Ago

LOL, I'd imagine there are folk over here who read me and are either puzzled or think that I'm some.. read more
barleygirl

2 Months Ago

I got a new computer yesterday & I'll get a new satellite dish & modem on Monday. That'll make this .. read more
Hilarious, I loved this! Sounds like my husband and father in law, who are both sort of, well, idiots, I'm afraid.
They are Trump supporters--would you have guessed?
They say things like, "No, all Arabs aren't terrorists, but all terrorists are Arabs,"

Posted 2 Months Ago


Gee

2 Months Ago

Good morning.Thank you Angel.
Kinda gets tiresome having to think whether or not what you wri.. read more
angel

2 Months Ago

I don't worry about it.
I upset a guy with my Donald and Melania piece last night. It's o.k. .. read more

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