In The Mind Of The Porcelain God

Something I made for a contest. I was sad to know this was gone from my Writers Cafe, so I'm putting it back on for people's enjoyment. It is really quite funny. Enjoy. =3

Take a seat!
Oh no I’m cold,
It’s funny to see you shift.
I’m always open,
No matter what time,
So unbuckle, unzip
Throw down those trousers,
Take a tinkle, drop, or drip!
Please make sure the seat is down,
 Or the dog will take a sip.
Making a donation?
To much to drink?
You don’t really want to put that stuff in the sink.
Press down my handle, and there’s the wonderful sound.
Me laughing at you as you’re sprawled upon the ground.
No I’m not just a toilet, and my name isn’t just John.
I’m the porcelain God my friend,
Where all the nasty things are disposed of and even spawned.
So clean me every day buddy,
Or get a nasty surprise.
For you feel fungus’ horrible wrath too buddy,
When you don’t take a bath.
Respect me for I am important, that is true.
You’ll think twice about messing with me,
Next time you have to take a midnight poo.

Reviews

[bailish]

Very enjoyable! So now I know what goes through the mind of the porcelain god while I'm worshiping!