Things you shouldn't say to your pregnant wife

Things you shouldn't say to your pregnant wife

A Poem by Island Hippy
"

not really a poem, a funny thing that happened over breakfast.

"


Husband - "so babe do you think your b***s will catch up with your belly?"

Me - (glares) "do you think your brain will ever catch up with your mouth?"

S I L E N C E

moments later...

Husband - "I'll cook tonight babe, you deserve the night off."

continued silence... then,

a kiss on the forehead and a goofy sorry.



© 2017 Island Hippy



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This is cute... I like how it's short and sweet... something little to read. I might try this!

Posted 6 Months Ago


Island Hippy

6 Months Ago

Mahalo Alicia I appreciate the drop in
You are right. I never heard them words or spoke them. This would be more work. Thank you my friend for sharing the entertaining poetry.
Coyote

Posted 6 Months Ago


Island Hippy

6 Months Ago

Mahalo Coyote
Coyote Poetry

6 Months Ago

Mahalo back to you my friend.
That boy will go far. lol

Posted 6 Months Ago


Island Hippy

6 Months Ago

Haha...Mahalo Paul :)
Paul Bell

6 Months Ago

Oh and congratulations.
Island Hippy

6 Months Ago

Mahalo Paul :)
cute :-). Nice writing style.

Posted 6 Months Ago


Island Hippy

6 Months Ago

Mahalo :) I appreciate that.
This had me thinking what really goes on in the minds of the species called men hahah 😛
This was a fun read for me. The glare really adds on to the atmosphere (one which a wife knows how to create by just a glance) 😂
I loved it! Cool piece 😊

Posted 6 Months Ago


Island Hippy

6 Months Ago

Mahalo very much for the drop in.
Dr. YumnaKay

6 Months Ago

You're welcome. It was a pleasure reading 😊
Me - (glares) "do you think your brain will ever catch up with your mouth?"

Love the dialogue hehe...
I feel there should be actually a list to be handed over when we become pregnant to our husbands ..
Just like the guide to pregnancy ...
Things to be said and things to avoid at all cost... if you say a wrong line...maybe we could add a punishment to it lol..
You should develop it into something more .. ;)

Thanks a lot for sharing...
God bless you with safe pregnancy and a blessed bundle of joy!

Posted 6 Months Ago


Island Hippy

6 Months Ago

:) Mahalo Ria for your kind words, I appreciate them very much.
Lol, love the glare before speaking! ...it's priceless!

Posted 6 Months Ago


Island Hippy

6 Months Ago

:) Mahalo Kelly for the drop in. I appreciate it.
haha. Yeah, getting ahead of yourself has its downfalls.

There should be a cartoon with this. :)

Posted 6 Months Ago


Island Hippy

6 Months Ago

Haha, a cartoon would be quite funny :) Mahalo relic I appreciate the drop in.
Oh we are full of wisdom and err, other stuff. Like asking you if "IT" kicked today or oh, the list goes on and I'm shutting up now before I get cyber slapped :)

Posted 6 Months Ago


Island Hippy

6 Months Ago

Aloha Nemo, you look cold you poor thing, I think he could provide me with an entire series of 'thin.. read more
Lorry.

6 Months Ago

It's currently taken a cold turn and although the sun is splitting the sky, we have an arctic blast .. read more
Omg... this is hilarious! xD
Lol, this made my day :)

Posted 6 Months Ago


Island Hippy

6 Months Ago

Mahalo, nice that you got a laugh out of it. I appreciate the drop in

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