Things you shouldn't say to your pregnant wife

not really a poem, a funny thing that happened over breakfast.

Husband - "so babe do you think your b***s will catch up with your belly?"

Me - (glares) "do you think your brain will ever catch up with your mouth?"

S I L E N C E

moments later...

Husband - "I'll cook tonight babe, you deserve the night off."

continued silence... then,

a kiss on the forehead and a goofy sorry.

Reviews

[Alicia Cubatoso]

This is cute... I like how it's short and sweet... something little to read. I might try this!

[Island Hippy]

Mahalo Alicia I appreciate the drop in

[Coyote Poetry]

You are right. I never heard them words or spoke them. This would be more work. Thank you my friend for sharing the entertaining poetry.
Coyote

[Island Hippy]

Mahalo Coyote

[Coyote Poetry]

Mahalo back to you my friend.

[Paul Bell]

That boy will go far. lol

[Island Hippy]

Haha...Mahalo Paul :)

[Paul Bell]

Oh and congratulations.

[Island Hippy]

Mahalo Paul :)

[gypsy scribbler]

cute :-). Nice writing style.

[Island Hippy]

Mahalo :) I appreciate that.

[Dr. YumnaKay]

This had me thinking what really goes on in the minds of the species called men hahah 😛
This was a fun read for me. The glare really adds on to the atmosphere (one which a wife knows how to create by just a glance) 😂
I loved it! Cool piece 😊

[Island Hippy]

Mahalo very much for the drop in.

[Dr. YumnaKay]

You're welcome. It was a pleasure reading 😊

[Ardra]

Me - (glares) "do you think your brain will ever catch up with your mouth?"

Love the dialogue hehe...
I feel there should be actually a list to be handed over when we become pregnant to our husbands ..
Just like the guide to pregnancy ...
Things to be said and things to avoid at all cost... if you say a wrong line...maybe we could add a punishment to it lol..
You should develop it into something more .. ;)

Thanks a lot for sharing...
God bless you with safe pregnancy and a blessed bundle of joy!

[Island Hippy]

:) Mahalo Ria for your kind words, I appreciate them very much.

[Kelly Scheppers]

Lol, love the glare before speaking! ...it's priceless!

[Island Hippy]

:) Mahalo Kelly for the drop in. I appreciate it.

[Relic]

haha. Yeah, getting ahead of yourself has its downfalls.

There should be a cartoon with this. :)

[Island Hippy]

Haha, a cartoon would be quite funny :) Mahalo relic I appreciate the drop in.

[Lorry]

Oh we are full of wisdom and err, other stuff. Like asking you if "IT" kicked today or oh, the list goes on and I'm shutting up now before I get cyber slapped :)

[Island Hippy]

Aloha Nemo, you look cold you poor thing, I think he could provide me with an entire series of 'things not that say' :) I wasn't too annoyed with him. A good way to get him to cook though.

[Lorry]

It's currently taken a cold turn and although the sun is splitting the sky, we have an arctic blast of snow due sometime tomorrow. I'm taking no chances, I'm set for snowmageddon :)

[Mr.Writer]

Omg... this is hilarious! xD
Lol, this made my day :)

[Island Hippy]

Mahalo, nice that you got a laugh out of it. I appreciate the drop in