Wacka Wacka (The Funny Farm Song)

*begins with lots of screaming "crazy person" sounds, sounds break abruptly,

"WELCOME TO THE FUNNY FARM" is heard in a feminine voice*
Trapped like a rabid tiger in a cage,

I listen to them laugh and elevate my rage.

Locked up, tied down, and ready to fight,

I scratch out my eyes and lose my sight.
I hear the voices and they speak to me,

I see the people and they laugh at me. 

"I hear Dead People"I say to the doc they look at me

As if I'm nutty and give me a another shot.

Wacka Wacka Wacka I'm losing my mind,

Wacka Wacka Wacka, I'm in the padded room and doing my time.

Wacka Wacka Wacka I'm always sedated

Wacka Wacka Wacka "Who was it that I just ate?"

*another feminine voice calling Dr. Screwball to the office his patient is out of control and would someone please give me some god damn morphine*
Sitting in a drug induced state,

I stare at the little blue men dancing in front of my face.

Can't go nowhere but I know,

The men in white coats let me watch survelliance tapes as if its the late show.

I met a pretty nurse but his name was bubba,

I now know why I'm in a room made of rubber.

I'm nutty as hell and lost my mind,

I'm in a strait jacket doing my time.

*fade out to insane screams and someone singing welcome to the funny farm take me to my rubber room welcome to the funny farm take me to my rubber room..then feminine voice saying "Y'all come back now you hear"

Author's Note

Again another piece written when I was actually sober scary isn't it folks?

Reviews

[Ralphy]

Oh I like this...I couldn't help but wonder what it might feel like in that state...awaiting and doing time...wacka wacka

then feminine voice saying "Y'all come back now you hear"...real soon Thanks JC

[Jester]

hehe, wacka wacka. A nice piece. Is it supposed to be set to any particular music?

[Marie]

Yes it is. LOL!

[closed]

now I know that I was right.

very intriguing




-Dream

[DarkAngelWriter]

Weird... reminded me of ICP's "Welcome To The Carnival"... Creepy though... *shudders*

[So sad to be forgotten]

Good job

[Beautifully Tragic xPoe..]

LOL i liked this. Good job.

[SweetPeachesAlways]

And having read it while sober, it's eerie that I follow it so well! haha

Hey, I like it!

[mattavelli]

Another amazing piece.