The Announcement

Lou was waiting for me when I arrived back at the house.

“Hello my gorgeous wife to be” he kissed me on the neck, when I sat down in the lounge room beside him; he had been drinking tea with my father, who did not have work that day.

“What are you two men up to?” I asked them, Dad shrugged his shoulders, and Louis just smiled.

“We were just talking, that’s all”

“So Lou, tell me did Harry and the boys know about you’re little aeroplane surprise?” I really wanted to know who was in on this big secret.

“No, but I messaged them telling them that I had something to tell them, just before we boarded”

“You didn’t?” my mouth gaped open, because of the time difference, I knew that they would be nervously awaiting the big news, which Lou was making them wait for.

“Relax, your Dad’s offering his laptop for us to tell everyone live.” He winked, walking me over to the table, where the computer was all set up for us.

“Okay, you sit there, and I’ll sit right here beside you” he grabbed an extra chair so that we would both be in view of the camera.

“Now when you were gone, I emailed them telling them to go on twitter, so that they can see the news together”

“Wait what? We aren’t telling them on twitter?” I’m pretty sure that is the rudest way to announce an engagement, they’re our friends they deserve to know before the public don’t they? Before I could protest he’d already started the camera up, and viewers from all over the world were watching us.

“Hello all, Jay and I, we have some news to share with you all, but first I am going to tell you a story.” I looked at him as if to say ‘have you gone mad?’ he didn’t take much notice of me though he just babbled on with his story.

“Then Harry fully stacked it, he was lying on the floor like a doormat, and I myself couldn’t help him up because I was too busy laughing at Liam” he wasn’t even looking at the comments people were making, but I was.

A variation of:

Louis you’re so funny

Omg when’s the baby due?

Jay you look so bored

Lou dump her and be with me!