On Maintaining an Uncongested Throne

On Maintaining an Uncongested Throne

A Poem by JayG
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Help for the modern toilet.

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Three shots to the pot

Before you squat

Is a very strong suggestion.

 

It greases the way

And limits the stay

Of a most unpleasant congestion.

 

But should soaping fail

Don’t reach for the pail

The plunger’s under the sink.

 

A difficult task

It takes a good blast

But it does get rid of the stink.


© 2016 JayG



Author's Note

JayG
For fun...to show that I'm not a poet, either.

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Pooping is a life saver. So its as important as anything else one does in life, if not more. So why not do it with a flair and elevate pooping to an art? I love this poem because its creative , In Your Face and better than those wishy washy routine love poems I write :)

Posted 1 Month Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.




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what a funny, gross and light poem. Makes me think I should try writing something a little less serious. Life is a game after all.

Posted 9 Months Ago


0 of 1 people found this review constructive.

i like it. It's as if the author needs a little space and he's claiming it. I gotta tell you, you might just be a poet. Nice.

Posted 10 Months Ago


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This is highly entertaining and funny, my friend! Made me smile and then laugh out loud.

Great poem, Sir.

Much Love,

LR

Posted 10 Months Ago


0 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Great to see you, as a "non-poet", are not lyrically constipated (pun intended). I loved it, at first sight all might be innocent, but once you read further it really makes you laugh. Great word by a non-poet, though I think you are a poet. Sincerely yours, Jules.

Posted 10 Months Ago


0 of 1 people found this review constructive.

A brilliantly, witty and quirky piece. Thanks for the laugh :)

Posted 10 Months Ago


0 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Awesome and funny. We need laughter and seriousness to digest and congest...:).............

Posted 10 Months Ago


0 of 1 people found this review constructive.

I liked it, and I'm fussy, so I'd say you're a poet. Nicely descriptive in few short words. I shall remember this poem of yours next time things are a tad "congested" and reach for the plunger ...

Posted 11 Months Ago


0 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Bring back the 'long drop', they never block. Fill, yes, but who lives that long?

Posted 12 Months Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Definitely shouldn't lunge when you take the plunge.
But you should plunge with a good lunge.

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

This made me smile and laugh in a good way. It is short but to the point and it rolls off the tongue. The rhyming in this piece is also well written. I enjoyed this piece. Thank you for sharing.

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.


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JayG
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