On Maintaining an Uncongested Throne

On Maintaining an Uncongested Throne

A Poem by JayG
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Help for the modern toilet.

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Three shots to the pot

Before you squat

Is a very strong suggestion.

 

It greases the way

And limits the stay

Of a most unpleasant congestion.

 

But should soaping fail

Don’t reach for the pail

The plunger’s under the sink.

 

A difficult task

It takes a good blast

But it does get rid of the stink.


© 2016 JayG



Author's Note

JayG
For fun...to show that I'm not a poet, either.

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Pooping is a life saver. So its as important as anything else one does in life, if not more. So why not do it with a flair and elevate pooping to an art? I love this poem because its creative , In Your Face and better than those wishy washy routine love poems I write :)

Posted 1 Month Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.




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Hi JayG I got your name from the top reviewers page and was interested in reading your poetry, I think this one is just a great original and is written in a kind of style that skips on the page with perfect rhymes and easy to read and understand smoothness and I don't agree -- only a very talented poet could do this, I like it a lot because you made me laugh out loud you must have a happy and inventive mind -- thank you! :)

HUGGS!
Sammi

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. You certainly have technical skill, but as for emotion...

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

You are a poet. A horrible one! 😂😂 The plunger's under the sink. Wow.

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 5 people found this review constructive.

This was quite hilarious for me. If you ever do another poem just for fun, notify me! ha ha. If you ever get a chance could you please check out my book? Thanks!

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

I loved it! I was laughing the whole time! This is so my humor! Great word choice and an... interesting topic.

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

I see it might fail although I got it covered I got a convertible with top down and I'm smiling the whole time
It takes to give and take cool your s**t sounds for real good little goof good little play on something like a poem
You expressed your warmth wonderfully a-fallen

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

I love it! Thank You For Sharing.

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Very interesting poem. I liked it. Had humor and truth to it. It was well written and expressed. good work. Keep writing.

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

lol....my first ever review here and look what I found to read. Wonderfully different. I love it. Its not just funny but also well well written. Glad I found it :)

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Just glad too see more material like this. Get tired of reading most of the fancy touchy feely poems on here.

Posted 1 Year Ago


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