Last Words of D-bag

"Gotta get my scent on Bro...."

(Right after D-bag removes
aerosol Axe can from gym bag,
but right before he confuses
pit, pit, chest with pit, pit, face
and asphyxiates himself.)

"Gotta get my drink on Bro...."

(Right after D-bag orders
a shot of Patron', but right before
slamming the shot and forgetting
to hold on to the shot glass
thus asphyxiating himself.)

"I'm sweating balls Bro...."

(Right after D-bag exits
the dance floor, but right before
the toxic mixture of Axe, sweat,
alcohol, and tanning lotion
causes him to spontaneously combust.)

"That chick was freaky Bro...."

(Right after D-bag has sex
with an under age girl
in the back of his Mustang,
but right before her father
runs him over with a
garbage truck.)

"What's that in the sky Bro...."

(Right after God has finally
had enough, but right before
D-bag is flattened by a flaming
chunk of brimstone.)

The End Bro...

Reviews

[The White Wolf]

F-ing D-bags :) Bro, this was freakin' awesome! I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Whoever invented Axe spray needs to be dumped in a pool of that putrid stuff and suffocate on its fumes like I do everyday. Thank you for the smile.

[Lumière Dé..]

dude, thats one hell of a poem. Love it