The Sad Toe.A Story by PurpleHeadedCrazyNut
A sad toe wants to fly.
Once upon a time, there was a sad toe called Pingu. Pingu was sad, because at night, when Brain was asleep, the other toes flew around like flies. But Pingue couldn't. The Magic Candlestick said so...
So one day, when Brain was sleeping.. again... Pingu took a stroll around the magical land of Watermelons. There he came across a beachball. 'Hello Beachball' Said Pingu. 'Hello toe' said The beachball. 'Why are you sad?' Pingue said, 'How do you know I'm sad? And I'm called Pingu'. The beachball said 'You have a sign on your head saying your sad.'
'Oh, that explains it'
'So, what's wrong?'
'Well. I'm all sad, because it's just not fair. The magic candlestick said I'm not allowed to fly, like all the other toes. and its not fair'
The Beachball offered to help. Pingu accepted his offer. They marched up to the magic candlestick, and Beachball demanded to know why Pingu wasn't allowed to fly.
'BECAUSE.' said the candlestick, 'HE SUCKED MY TEASPOON'
Beachball looked at Pingu and said, 'IS THIS TRUE??'
'WELL.' said beachball. 'CONSIDER OUT FRIENDSHIP OVER. '
BEachball bounced away.
Candlestick happyslapped pingu.
Pingu cried more.
Then. An eagle came and took him away to Germany. Where he ate lots of sausage.
He met a finger called Foo, and the fell in love.
They had little ankle babies, and called them.
Ank and La.
and then. one day.
Pingu got hit by a bus on the way to buy some felt tips.
And he went into a coma.
ANd now he could never fly.
Because coma victims were NEVER allowed to fly.
Which wasn't fair at all.
But it was alright, because Pingu died. So he wouldn't be a sad toe anymore.
© 2010 PurpleHeadedCrazyNut
Shelved in 1 LibraryAdded on July 29, 2010
Last Updated on July 29, 2010
Blackburn, United Kingdom
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