The Sad Toe.

A sad toe wants to fly.

Once upon a time, there was a sad toe called Pingu. Pingu was sad, because at night, when Brain was asleep, the other toes flew around like flies. But Pingue couldn't. The Magic Candlestick said so...

So one day, when Brain was sleeping.. again... Pingu took a stroll around the magical land of Watermelons. There he came across a beachball. 'Hello Beachball' Said Pingu. 'Hello toe' said The beachball. 'Why are you sad?' Pingue said, 'How do you know I'm sad? And I'm called Pingu'. The beachball said 'You have a sign on your head saying your sad.' 

'Oh, that explains it'

'So, what's wrong?'

'Well. I'm all sad, because it's just not fair. The magic candlestick said I'm not allowed to fly, like all the other toes. and its not fair'

The Beachball offered to help. Pingu accepted his offer. They marched up to the magic candlestick, and Beachball demanded to know why Pingu wasn't allowed to fly. 

'BECAUSE.' said the candlestick, 'HE SUCKED MY TEASPOON'

Beachball looked at Pingu and said, 'IS THIS TRUE??'

Pingu nodded. 

'WELL.' said beachball. 'CONSIDER OUT FRIENDSHIP OVER. '

BEachball bounced away. 

Pingu cried. 

Candlestick happyslapped pingu. 

Pingu cried more. 

Then. An eagle came and took him away to Germany. Where he ate lots of sausage. 

He met a finger called Foo, and the fell in love. 

They had little ankle babies, and called them. 

Ank and La. 

and then. one day. 

Pingu got hit by a bus on the way to buy some felt tips. 

And he went into a coma. 

ANd now he could never fly. 

Because coma victims were NEVER allowed to fly. 

Which wasn't fair at all. 

But it was alright, because Pingu died. So he wouldn't be a sad toe anymore. 

Author's Note

I just wrote down the first things that popped into my head.
It's for a contest xx :)

Reviews

[selkietales]

Niiice :P the last line is great!

[Radioactive]

Ahaha I don't get it at all, but I nearly died laughing.

The ending was spectacular "But it was alright, because Pingu died. Si he wouldn't be a sad toe anymore."

XX -Maddie

[Kira]

...What the fudgebucket?

Hands down one of the oddest stories I've ever read, right next to Granny Assassin. But why did the toe have to suck the candlestick's teaspoon?! That's just wrong!

[L.A.]

Haha, thanks for entering this! It gave me a good laugh. "He sucked my teaspoon." XD

[Kayo]

HAHA, this made me laugh a lot XD Good job Jess :')

[Sarah>_>]

This is very odd O.O
Good luck with that random story contest!

[Paradoxical]

that is that saddest, funniest, most random thing I have EVER read.... I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!! Awesome job! I was laughing so hard by the second line! nice one!
XDD