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Some breaking news Live from the Writers Desk.

Breaking News! Breaking News!

Have you heard the breaking news?

A meteoroid fast on its way!

Poor old earth its target view............

Hurtling towards our little planet,

Smashing new house, Oh poor old Janet,

She just had the curtains done,

And hair put up, Princess Leia buns,

Oh my what is the girl to do,

Her pink geraniums in target view.

Harry the Hoover salesman was coming round

but what use is that, if all smashed to the ground.

Janet rather fancied Harry's cute bum

And loved to flirt by tickling on his tum,

Wedding bells were hoped for, a great big do

Her marriage scheme all now in target view.

Never mess with a woman's plans set in stone,

If you interfere they don't half moan,

Janet had a quick think it didn't take long,

Ah! Bruce Willis on a rocket with a great big bomb,

Better get a move on there was lots to do,

Her new designer sofa in target view.

"Hello Mister Willis can you die hard today?

Save this poor wench from nasty rock that's grey,

Yippie Kai Aye! Take off in your rocket so fast,

Head towards the Milky Way it will be quite a blast.”

"Sorry Missus Janet but am stuck on the loo,

As we only have 30 seconds before the blooming thing is

is DUE!”

Author's Note

Poor old Janet!

Reviews

[PublishingAgent]

John you have been dishing out some right **** recently.

[John Phoenix Hutchinson.]

Yes Thank You.

[Sue]

She loves you really :D

[TrimarcoRansome]

Hahaha it made me smile! thank you!! A nicely light hearted view on life's material worth when in fact in a split second none of it would matter!

[John Phoenix Hutchinson.]

5 Stars for reading between the humour!

[SyberRose]

A fun read but I can't think of a way to stop it...Sorry John...hopefully she can wake up from a dream.:)

[John Phoenix Hutchinson.]

She doesn't wake up from this dream am sorry to say

[s y e]

""Sorry Missus Janet but am stuck on the loo,
As we only have 30 seconds before the blooming thing is
is DUE!”" Hahaha, made me laugh!

This was great!

~ Noodle.

[John Phoenix Hutchinson.]

Cheers Noodles

[WILDERNESS]

Wonderful .... now thats creativity. brilliant........... tell us what happened..

[John Phoenix Hutchinson.]

No you tell me what happened? Think outside the box! (Thanks for review).

[lothlorienwriter]

My highlights PRINCESS LEIA BUNS and BRUCE WILLIS ON A ROCKET! John have you been smoking some 'bad cheese' by any chance?

[John Phoenix Hutchinson.]

Ha Ha Bad Cheese! :)

[lothlorienwriter]

One also thinks some of the ladies might give you a bad trip for this poem.......

[John Phoenix Hutchinson.]

Maybe but I doubt it there not a bad sort on here :)